The Big Willie

VERSE 1:
Im a rap genius Since I was a Fetus I got the gift from Jesus Along with an eight-inch penis So thank you Jesus for making me a genius with an eight-inch penis rapping so prestigious To beats with uniqueness While Making Love So Seamless It leaves all the fucking bitches speechless I would preach to my priestess About my actions so heedless But it would be needless And a major inconvenience Cause she wouldn’t suck my penis

Cause I wanna get away Because I wanna slay Cause im ready for a three way Turning those hoes into a waterway Right by the bay Or on the freeway The roadway The Railway The Runway The greenway The Speedway The buffet The Café All day Everyday Maybe even in Uruguay, Bombay, or Norway Im sure you are all in dismay Because my rap is gonna be on Broadway It is like I am the protégé to Hemingway So Eminem and MG get outta my way or come with me

Chorus
I have the biggest penis In the world. It is straight out of the democratic republic of congo Straight out of Africa. My penis is so long It’s like a Pringles can

VERSE 2: Lets Get some chunky monkeys to get funky on our donkeys Cause You know I like my girls chunky Perhaps I’m a Junkie for the Chunky Desperate to get lucky With the hoes from Kentucky Dropping the money To ride them chunkies That are hungry for my donkey Im getting runny So she better suck the donkey Or things are gonna get ducky She says she smells muskie I say she is funny Cause im still gonna eat her bunny Cause im a drunk chuck That wants a nice chunky money to get funky on me I hope she is ready to come along And play along

Cause my dong is long and Hella sprong and strong Down to get the friction on In-between her thong As she plays with my ping pongs While I hit the bong That I bought from the ching chong At the hong kong mall I see nothing wrong With singing this song And stringing along the daughter of mao Zedong What can go wrong When you spend a lifelong Playing as neil Armstrong Shoving your rocket into her thong Making my dong her new theme song No wonder why we get along all along

Chorus I have the biggest penis In the world. It is straight out of the democratic republic of congo Straight out of Africa. My penis is so long It’s like a Pringles can

VERSE 3 Now im nearing the end of this tune Im now in cancun where I just go done fucking the baboon With her full moon With my fat bassoon Under the blue moon Now I sleep into the afternoon Where I then untune the tunes Of Eminem and MG Cause Im immune To the two raccoons Who sound like autotune That got hit from a monsoon And now I go to Cameroon At the peak of noon With my harpoon To catch me a new baboon Hopefully as round as a balloon With the stamina of a tycoon At high noon

Chorus: I have the biggest penis In the world. It is straight out of the democratic republic of congo Straight out of Africa. My penis is so long It’s like a Pringles can