The Big Girl

[Verse 1]
Double-chin for the win
Coming in like a herd
Where do I begin?
Guess fat is the word
Thick bitch, slaying the game
Sitting with a bitch half my fame
Crybaby, you jelly, boo
Peanut butter haters, I'll eat you too

[Pre-Chorus 1]
P. H. A. T
Pretty, hot, and tasty

[Chorus]
Come through for the big girl
Big-boned and sexy thick girl
Still catching dick, girl
Watch me spin, dip, and kick, girl
Thick thighs make your dick rise
Big gut make you nut (Oh, hey!)
Come through for the big girl
Come on, come through for the big girl

[Post-Chorus]
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big girl (Come on, big girl!)
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big

[Verse 2]
Bigger than your aunt hair
Chunky, dunk it, flip and pound it
Seconds, bitch? I'm having thirds
Holy shit, Eureka, found it
Big titties, lookin' real pretty
Ass so fat, Minaj me, Nicki
Way too flab to fail
I'm an 8.9 on the Richter scale

[Pre-Chorus 2 (Spoken)]
It's a body positivity constitution
An elephant queen revolution
Be yourself to free yourself!

[Chorus]
Come through for the big girl
Big-boned and sexy thick girl
Still catching dick, girl
Watch me spin, dip, and kick, girl
Thick thighs make your dick rise
Big gut make you nut (Oh, hey!)
Come through for the big girl
Come on, come through for the big girl

[Post-Chorus]
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big girl (Come on, big girl!)
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big

[Spoken]
Catch me outside? Bitch! Oh, no
Catch me inside... the buffet, baby!

[Bridge]
Bacon, cheddar, oatmeal, pies
Cake for days, feeling up my thighs
Burger, hot dog on my plate
Eat my feelings and I'm feeling great
Chocolate ice cream, chocolate shake
Wash it down with a T-bone steak
Guac and chips and margaritas
Refried beans and quesadillas
Chitlins, collards, black-eyed peas
Beggin' please for the mac and cheese
Pizza, pasta, pepperoni
Pickled pig feet and bologna
What would I do for a Klondike?
I never met a meal that I didn't like
Throw on a corset, get that cinch
Eat again 'cause I'm a hungry bitch

[Chorus]
Come through for the big girl
Big-boned and sexy thick girl
Still catching dick, girl
Watch me spin, dip, and kick, girl
Thick thighs make your dick rise
Big gut make you nut (Oh, hey!)
Come through for the big girl
Come on, come through for the big girl

[Post-Chorus]
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big girl (Come on, big girl!)
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big
Big, big, big girl
Big, big, big

[Outro (Spoken)]
Gotdamn, this took forever to do