The Big Chair

[Verse 1]
The road is hard
The road is long
I drive too fast
The wind blows strong
I try to tie it down
It still flops around
My chair, my royal throne (Aye)

[Verse 2]
It's all I got
It's not a lot
To show for the years
And the fight we fought
She paid the bill
I miss her still
This chair is all I own (Aye)

[Pre-Chorus]
Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai
Yai-yai-yai-yai
(Aye)

[Chorus]
I suck, I suck
I move the big chair in the little truck
My luck has gone away
Big chair and little truck (What's wrong)

[Verse 3]
Got no T.V
But I am free (Be free like a bird)
And freedom tastes
Like reality (This realitie's breaking my mind)
When we split apart
It freeze-dried my heart
But this chair is mine alone (Aye)

[Verse 4]
I want to stop
I'm 'bout to drop
I'm going eighty-five, look out!
There's a cop
I think I might
Get to my new home by night
I wonder, should I phone?
(Ha-ha-ha-ha!)

[Chorus]
I suck, I suck
I move the big chair in the little truck
My luck has gone away
Big chair and little truck

[Bridge]
(Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai) Mexican radio
(Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai) Seven rest stops to go
I've got my clothes and my dignity
And a big comfy symbol to show
(Aye)

[Chorus]
I suck, I suck
I move the big chair in the little truck
My luck has gone away
Big chair and little truck
You know I suck, I suck
I move the big chair in the little truck
A shmuck am I today
Big chair and little truck
You know I suck, I suck
I move the big chair in the little truck
A shmuck am I today
Big chair and little truck
(He sucks)
(Aye)