The Big Breakfast

[Verse 1]
Sunday morning, I'm not gonna lie
I'm pretty hungover and I'm scat and I'm dry
I'm sitting with the family in a boujee cafe
Why did I drop four caps before Mother's Day?
The waitress says, "I'm Patricia, can I get you a drink?"
Hey Patricia, can you bring me the kitchen sink?
So I can drown myself in front of all your clientele
I've done bad things to my body, now I'm goin' through hell
Mum says, "Tom's such a funny boy"
My sister says, "Don't you fuckin' ruin Mother's day again"
I heard what they said, but I couldn't care less
I just saw this cafe does a, a big breakfast

[Refrain]
Big, big, big, big, big, big
Big breakfast

[Chorus]
I'm gonna regret ordering the
Big breakfast
Everybody seems to forget how they felt last time
They got the big breakfast
I think that I'm still drunk
It's the only thing getting me out of this funk
Patricia, daddy want the big breakfast

[Verse 2]
Wednesday arvo, work's set up an embargo
On me going home to watch Netflix and cry
Boss says, "Hey, we've had a long day
Why don't we have the next meeting down in the cafe?
Whatever you want, you know it's boss man's shout
But nothing too pricey, don't get the trout!"
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, fuck you
I'm gonna get the most expensive thing on the menu

[Refrain]
What do they got?
Oh, they do an all-day breakfast here
Shit

[Bridge]
Eggs, bacon
Hashed brown, baked beans
Another hashed brown
Sausage, toast
Regret

[Chorus]
I'm gonna regret ordering the
Big breakfast
Everybody seems to forget how they felt last time
They got the big breakfast
Don't you talk to me about my health
I just want a breakfast that makes me hate myself
And that's why
I'm gonna get the big breakfast
I'm gonna get the big breakfast
I'm gonna get the big breakfast