The Best We Can Be: A Princess Peach Musical

I am Beautiful!
Dutiful!

I'll clean up litter
Start using Twitter!
Consider paying for spaying your critters

I’ll fight against the Shroom cartels
Crack down on firearms as well
And then we'll all be the best we can be!

Then I'll reform the norm for public transit pipes
Or maybe end our trend of fossil fueling hype

I’ll read petitions and listen
To every position
Your cause is enough to make me pause

Health care revisions
I'll spread religions
I'll charitably bell-ring
While making rescissions

I'll stand around and wave this sign
Oppose Intelligent Design
All so we'll all be the best we can be

I'll tax the rich a little more
Then I'll give it to the poor
Bob-omb Depression Blast Prevention!
Start the draft and wage a war!

I'm your defender of gender
Your lender of legal tender!
Say no to Tanooki coats made out of fur!

“I feel so alive! But there’s just so much to do! Come on everybody, let’s change the world!”

Go join the Peace Corps!
Walk into Mordor!
We'll tear world hunger asunder
And much more!

We’ll find a cure for all disease
And rebuild Boo's low self-esteem
So that we'll all be the best we can be!

Yippee!