The Best Damn Thing

[Intro]
Let me hear you say hey, hey, hey (Hey, hey, hey)
Alright
Now let me hear you say hey, hey, ho (Hey, hey, ho)

[Verse 1]
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door
Even though I told him yesterday and the day before
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab
And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad (Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
Where are the hopes? Where are the dreams?
My Cinderella story scene?
When do you think they'll finally see?

[Chorus]
That you're not, not, not gonna get any better
You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me? I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

[Post-Chorus]
Alright, alright
Yeah

[Verse 2]
I hate it when a guy doesn't understand
Why, a certain time of month, I don't wanna hold his hand (Uh-uh)
I hate it when they go out and we stay in
And they come home smellin' like their ex-girlfriend

[Pre-Chorus]
But I found my hopes, I found my dreams
My Cinderella story scene
Now everybody's gonna see

[Chorus]
That you're not, not, not gonna get any better
You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me? I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

[Bridge]
Gimme an A! Always give me what I want
Gimme a V! Be very, very good to me
R! Are you gonna treat me right?
I! I can put up a fight
Gimme an L! Let me hear you scream loud
(Let me hear you scream loud)
One, two, three, four!

[Pre-Chorus]
Where are the hopes? Where are the dreams?
My Cinderella story scene?
When do you think they'll finally see?

[Chorus]
That you're not, not, not gonna get any better
You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me? I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

[Outro]
Let me hear you say hey, hey, hey (Hey, hey, hey)
Alright
Now let me hear you say hey, hey, ho (Hey, hey, ho)
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen