“The Best Baddie” is a dance-pop song Mr. Puppypaws & Cat Burglar sing in season 3, episode 5, “Pinktastrophe/Battle of the Baddies,” where Mr. Puppypaws and Cat Burglar compete to see who is the best baddie in town.
[Verse 1: Mr. Puppypaws]
I take what I want, I never say please
Dastardly deeds I do 'em with ease
I'm bad to the bone and Quacksley agrees
No question I'm the best baddie
[Verse 2: Cat Burglar]
I lie and I cheat I never play fair
A master of mischief with the feline flair
So when it comes to stealing, you'll never compare
You got to face it, pups, I'm the best baddie
[Pre-Chorus: Mr. Puppypaws & Cat Burglar]
Making a mess and refusing to tidy it
Being to loud when it's time to be quiet
Going where I shouldn't or breaking or taking things that aren't mine
That's why I'm
[Chorus: Mr. Puppypaws & Cat Burglar]
The best baddie, sorry, laddie
But no one's better than I
The best baddie this town has ever haddie
And no one can deny
[Outro: Cat Burglar, Mr. Puppypaws, Both]
The slickiest
Trickiest
Naughtiest
Pawtiest
Speediest
Greediest
Sneakiest
Cheekiest
The bestiest baddiest best baddie
The Best Baddie was written by Keith Harrison Dworkin.
The Best Baddie was produced by Keith Harrison Dworkin.
Superkitties-cast released The Best Baddie on Fri Sep 26 2025.