This is Shizzy’s Anime rap in his “The best ___” series, where he picks a show, mostly animated, or a game series, and just drop bar after bar.
Another thing about the series is that its thumbnails mostly consists of sexualized pictures of what he is about to rap about.
In this case it’s Tier Harrib...
[Intro]
Ban-Kai!
Always wanted to say that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Verse 1]
Okay, I'm Ulquiorra with the coolest aura
Kenpachi aboard, nigga, pick your sword up
I've been coupling, you can't puncture my skin
'Cause my spirit pressure outweighs your Kin
Now where do I begin? I never sweat you
Cause you're dull and I'm sharper than the Zangetsu
Get it through your head that you never see me
The Shaman king hittin' Orihime
She fucks then swallows, rukia follows
A terror to the game you would swear went Hollow
Colder than Hitsugaya's Zanpakutō
No Arrancar alive can't stop my modes
Take so-so sick when I flip my foes
As for you, things are gonna get grimm like Jow
I'm ill, motherfucker, they will know when it's bad
Redefine punchlines with the fist of Chad
No tit-for-tat, I'm not to mess with
They'll replace your body like Alphonse Elric
When I'm done with it, you can't fuck with me
My whole life is Wrath vs Gluttony
Cause I want to defeat and then eat these rappers
It's about pulling my sword out when I see these rappers
Fuck with I, so fucking lie
Had hope bring all of the Homunculi
The Philosopher's Stone and Al on alchemy
Scar and Mustang to match with me
You'd have to be a demon like no other
Like Inuyasha and his motherfucking brother
Shikon Jewel, so you'll get pummeled
While your broad blows me off with a whole wind tunnel
So ill, when I spit, you vomit an achu
Got a bust like the insects from Naraku
Stop who?
I'm two beast in one done
A regular civilian trying to fight with a Gundam
Wing Zero with an arsenal, dumb-dumb
Big O with a stomp bringing one ton
We all know you can't kill me with a rhyme, son
You have a way better chance if you Triguns
A Liger Zero moving at max speed
With an army of Zoids causing a stampede
My name brings a Ghost outta that Shell
Your name wouldn't even ring a Zatch Bell
I've been real, you a hard actor
The Winged Dragon of Ra, you a Cardcaptor
Exodia obliterates, I kill 'em to die
Leave 'em puzzled when they look at my Millenium Eye, son
Never will you hear the day that I'm done
I'm a dragon like the favorite of Kaiba
A Dark Magician
Putting all your favorite lyricists in a hard position
When I'm on the writtens
Their jaws would just fall and stiffin'
Yugi in his prime, who are y'all niggas kiddin'
Recognize I'm a Super Saiyan God
And when I deliver these Super Saiyans, god, it's super
I'm just saying "god"
One word to describe me with these Saiyans, God check
You niggas ain't spittin' no ether
Hard bodied than a known Soul Eater
Death the Kid with pistols grip
With pistol clips and gets chickens ditched
Bitch, this is it
Now watch me closely
I'm a Black Star and a killer shinobi
A Nine-Tailed Fox? NO
Six-Tailed Beast? NO
A fucking Ten-Tails, on y'all I feast
Middle finger up while y'all hunt peace
I'm devouring the biz and I'll leave in One Piece
And I got em like "who's he?"
Just a nigga stretching his fetty like Luffy
Unmatched, that ain't even a question
Try me, I sling shots, Usopp's weapon
Out to be a legend, there won't be hotter
And I'm gonna make it rain dear, Chopper
Extravagent, y'all style so-so
Young Zoro, y'all sweet as fro-yo
Get a hint on my brain waves, mayday
Surprised my head don't spin like Beyblades
Don't but clap
You're Oddish, guess who's more Greymon? Me
I'll write ya Death Note, didi-didi-gonja
Hamtaro fu-fucking with the Digica
Spirited Away, get enough for days
With the Fist of The North Star, steady gettin' paid
Duel Master who got feud after
Sparring with Yusuke who's after
Me now, I don't play with fools
I'm more into upskirting Sailor Moon
Lay your doom, I'm in a bad mood
I'll off Samurais from Champloo
First place and you moving to third
Case Closed, you a thief, Lupin the Third
Fight in my sty-lo, jack my demeanor
Till I show up and end shit like Akira
I love gettin' all the attention
Red headed killer, Rurouni Kenshin
Attention!
That's as far as you dudes go
You're just bitches around me like Tenchi Muyo
Now you know, I ain't effin' lie
They cannot see blood like Elfen Lied
Now you know, I ain't effin' lie
They cannot see blood like Elfen Lied
[Verse 2]
I'm a Hitman Reborn and remain to destroy
Niggas that be Fairy Tail livin' when I'm deployed
The noise that I come with makes the posers crawl
Like Bakugan, bitch, I don't battle, I brawl
I'm rattling all, showing that I'm past your poise
I'm young and well-equipped like Astro Boy
Or Cyborg-009, I'm 006
A Knight of the Zodiac Gold and I'm fucking your bitch, uh
A real Saint Seiya, yes, I'm blessed with the words
Leaving the bag at your door as I'm besting you turds
A Highschool of the Dead is what I had to attend
Lacking in friends, I'm grown now
Let snapping comence
I'm black and again and sending all competitors to heaven
Screaming out "Eureka!"
My body count: Seven
Learn that lesson, ask no questions
I go Berserk quick, relay that message
I'm holding on a Claymore
Never known to play bore
My kind find dimes
Yeah, it's a playboy
Chit-chat, say you high, you ra-ra-ra
Get hit with a vending machine, Durarara
I'm ill
Y'all trying to play that part and get hit with a hammer
M.A.R
The coldest flow, explode them hoes
You're holding me, oh, no, no, no
I'm on some shit that you don't get
Like Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Antagonist
You survive, no way
You won't find a dragon more epic than Escaflowne
Rebel to riot, I'd kill Beat for jamma smacker
I'm on some shit that couldn't be controlled in Monster Rancher
In a suit out of Evangelion
My code of conduct, run shit like a stallion
Bodying everybody, I'll bring em all badder days
Or leave them all outlined, like anime
On Saturdays
You mad at me
Blast the hate
At your bastard face
Faggot weight
The Best Anime Rap Ever!!!!!!! was written by VI Seconds.
VI Seconds released The Best Anime Rap Ever!!!!!!! on Mon Jul 15 2013.