The Bertha Butt Boogie

[Chorus]
Bump, bump, bubbadump
Bah bump bump bump, bubbadump

The party was jumping
When Bertha got off of her stump
The whistles were blowing
And everybody did the bump

But all the time Bertha
Had been working on a goodie
Now folks call it the
Bertha Butt Boogie

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt Boogie

No question

[Chorus]

When Bertha got moving
Her hips were humming in the wind
The ground started shaking
No grass grew where she'd been

The music was popping
The crowd had formed a ring
Her sisters yelled:
[Lady voice]
Boogie, Bertha
Do your thing!

Oh, for your information
Bertha had three sisters
Betty Butt, Bella Butt
And Bathsheba Butt

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt Boogie

I said no question

[Chorus]

Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me

Bertha stood back and yelled
[Bertha] Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!
And the Butt sisters backed her up
When she yelled, [Bertha] I need you!

The troglodyte, Leroy, Luther
And the Butt sisters all knew
That the Bertha Butt Boogie
Was now the thing to do

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt Boogie

No question

[Chorus]

[Bertha]
I'll sock it to you, daddy

[Normal]
Me like, me like
Come here, woman, woman

[Leroy]
Come on
I'm calling you man

[Normal]
Yeah, the boogie