The Bears Still Suck

[Verse 1]
How many times must we take this disgrace
Another Bears fan throwing insults in our face?
The Packers are the greatest team to ever play the game
Even if from time to time they’ve been a little lame

How could you ever love a team with Jim McMahon?
Not even Porky Pig was as big a ham!
They got a reputation that’s mostly based on luck
The Bears…still…suck!

[Chorus]
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really, really, really, really, really, really, suck
Yes, the Bears…still…suck!

[Verse 2]
If you drive to Soldier Field they make you pay a toll
For cripes sake, they only won one lousy Super Bowl!
They make fun of Wisconsin, but we don’t get upset
Where do you think that they’re all headed every chance they get?

We don’t really hold a grudge ’cause this is all in fun
As far as football rivalries we’re both number one!
Still we wouldn’t mind seeing Ditka run over by a truck
‘Cause the Bears…still…suck!

[Chorus]
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really, really, really, really, really, really, suck
Yes, the Bears…still…suck!
(All the ladies now)
Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really, really, really, really, really, really, suck
Yes, the Bears…still…suck!
(Everybody now)
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really, really, really, really, really, really, suck
Yes, the Bears…still…suck!
Hey!