The Battle for Gadget Land

[Verse 1]
We unlock cellular phones
We repair and reservice drones
We've got ultrasonic sensors to keep foxes away
Everything to do with electricity

[Chorus]
This is a battle for Gadgetland
This is a battle for Gadgetland
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think I need you anymore
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think you need me anymore

[Verse 2]
We sell batteries, triple-As
Adhesive strips to secure toupees
If we sold windows they'd be double glazed

[Chorus]
This is a battle for Gadgetland
This is a battle for Gadgetland
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think I need you anymore
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think you need me anymore

[Bridge]
Right, you peasants (no offence), time to curtsy
My name's Justin, I'm the Earl of Chertsey
Money and land, title and privilege, given not hazardly-hap
A kneeling ovation for the undisputed King of rap
Just like you, I have eaten mud (mud!)
There's nothing blue whatsoever in my blood
But only the finest silks line my suit (ooh!)
By virtue of my talent on electric lute

[Solo]

[Chorus]
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think I need you anymore
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think you need me anymore

(I'm the Earl of Chertsey)
I'm the Earl and you'll do as I tell you!