The Bastion Musical

[Intro]
Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep
Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep
Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep
Beep-beep-beep-beep

[Verse 1]
This world is paradise, scenic and beautiful
The forest comes to life, it's like a musical
Is it ironic that I'm an Omnic? (That he's an Omnic)
I'm not at odds with nature now that I'm part of it
I used to be on my own 'til I found you ('Til ya found me)
Make yourself at home, look around you (Look around me)
We'll build a life and do what friends do
While I try to forget what I've been through

[Breakdown]
You set me off, now rest in peace
I'll **** you up when you step to me
Your blood will run through every street
You ******* won't even get to scream
I'll drop robot obscenities
While I bathe in the flesh of my enemies
It's time to wipe this planet clean
Of the ****-stain called 'humanity'
Pump you full of lead from head to feet
Shred to pieces like a fat bag of meat
I laugh happily at you as you bleed
Brutality is all Bastion needs
My turret's gonna **** you up
Now eat my bullets, taste my rust
Tongue my bolts, and suck my nuts
You're a bunch of ******* *****

[Verse 2]
Excuse that tiny outburst, where'd I digress? (Where'd he digress?)
After the Omnic Crisis, I've been a mess if you couldn't guess
Those days are long behind me, so don't be scared (So don't be scared)
Yes, I've seen better days, but I'll make repairs!
Though I'm a bit rusty, trust me (Doo-doo), no one's gun's bigger
Use soft voices, 'cause loud noises might get me triggered

[Breakdown]
What in the mother-of-**** was that? PTSD's comin' back!
Been runnin' trains since Vietnam, and I've gone nuts deep inside your mom!
No time to run, it's time to die, I see you pussies tryin' to hide
You're just a Motley Crew of cowards
You're Overwatch? I'm overpowered
Like a homicidal artist, I'll paint your brains on the wall, *****!
I love the mess, I'm covered in carnage
Earth's a dumpster, you're it's garbage
You're all weak, I'm a Tank
Hope you freaks like gettin' spanked!
Armor's strong, gun is long
Don't believe me? Ask your mom—

[Verse 3]
That's just my sense of humor, it's all for laughs! (It's all for laughs)
Tell your mom I'm so sorry—for not calling back, *****
I need space for a while to do some thinkin' (To do some thinkin')
Because once I get hostile, you'll face extinction
I frolic and dance with the animals (Doo-doo-doo)
They don't mind if I'm a bit mechanical
Still, I find myself longing to murder everybody

[Chorus]
I'm the last ****ing Bastion, all of my kind are dead
I'll kill all of you bastards, 'cause that's all I have left
I will massacre the masses, tear your families apart
You'll be slaughtered like the filthy ******* cattle that you are

[Post-Chorus]
Come with me, my feathered friend
We'll stick together until the end
We'll live out each of our dreams
How I love to hear their screams

[Outro]
Humanity is a festering sickness
These foul swine will be cleansed in the fires of absolution
I will stamp out the lives of the parasitic maggots
And open the foundation of this cancer
I am the cure for this repugnant disease
Praised be the Omnics responsible for mankind's eradication—