THE BALLS SONG

Lyrics:
First Verse:
Jacking off
Till my ass is green
Eat a can of beans
While I'm busting out the fucking limousine
Everyday I'm feeling sick to my stomach
Fuck it
Sniff a line
Until my nose is running
Bloody nose
Walking through the halls
Itching my balls
(How do you feel?)
Fuck it
I'll kill them all
This chainsaw
Will make your brains raw
These paintballs
Aiming at your eyeballs
Ain't a thing saw
Or is it seen
Don't know what it means
Drinking so much fucking alcohol
That I can't feel spleen
My ass out
In your damn mouth
Fucking the couch
Ejaculate inside the fabric
Then I pass out
Cause I don't give a fuck
About anything
And when I sing
It's sounding like a thousand hornets
Whenever they sting
I ain't the best
But I'm better than the rest
That's why I went
And put a fuckin diamond on my chest
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Hook:
So you
And you
And you can suck my dick
And you
And you
And you can lick my balls
X3
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Second Versе:
Waking up every morning
My brain hurts
Im staying in my bed
Causе I don't wanna go to work
I gotta listen
To these
Dumb ass fucking people
I'd rather be inside the forest
Fucking bald eagles
Maybe that's sick
Or maybe it's not
My brain rots
Tripping out
Cause I been smoking all this dang pot
Are you getting dressed?
Nope
I'm in a tank top
Sick of living like this
Can you please make the train stop
Broke as fuck
I haven't eat in a week
So I eat a bag of shrooms
Until it makes me go to sleep
Feeling homeless
Digging in the trash
I got a rash
I got rats
Crawling out my ass
Everybody's always bitching
I don't wanna talk
I cut my fucking legs off at the knee
Now I can't walk
Crawled outside
And burned the house down
With a molotov
Muthafuckas acting like
My dick ain't never been soft
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Hook:
So you
And you
And you can suck my dick
And you
And you
And you can lick my balls
X3
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Third Verse:
I'm thankful for the fans
But nobody listens
I say I want to kill myself
And everybody's Cheering
Why in the fuck
Am I still alive
Put my dick inside the socket
Till my bodies getting fried
They wouldn't get it
So why the fuck should I care
Pick a square
Kicked a chair
Went to fuck a build a bear
99 percent of the people
That I talk to
Their Words are going through my head
Like a fucking harpoon
I don't wanna have to deal with these retards
I feel like I am getting older
Everytime I see March
Beard is growing
And my hair is getting shorter
Smuggle packages
Of dildos
Right across the border
And I just got a new shipment
Put it in your asshole
And see if you can fit it
So I hope
That everybody gets fucked
I spin the barrel
Aim it at my face
And hope for luck
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Hook:
So you
And you
And you can suck my dick
And you
And you
And you can lick my balls
X3