The Ballad of COD

[Verse 1]
Am I the only one who feels like they're on crazy pills?
After the first Modern Warfare, the series took a turn downhill
And look at you now, you're just a face in the crowd
Battlefield is stepping up, but why are you stepping down?
I guess every love story has to end
Make you feel better if I said we'll just be friends?

[Verse 2]
But I won't forget you, and the times we had
When the franchise was still young, and it wasn't bad, no
Now I can't stand what you have become
If what we had was true love, then you might try changing it up, because
You got too comfortable in this relationship
And you assumed I would still love you if you just stopped changin' shit
Makin' the same game every single time when you release the new one
And I hate to have to say this, but you and me are so done

[Verse 3]
I'm not the only one sick of the same routine, day in, day out
We all see what you've become
Half of these maps have the exact same layout
But in Call of Duty: Ghosts, you thought it would be sweet
To make the map so massive, you can't find the other team
You just add a couple guns, change a couple perks
Switch the names up for Killstreaks, then hope it's gonna work

[Verse 4]
What I ask of you now is to oblige one small request
Stop making Call of Duty games, trust me, it's for the best
You'll be making Call of Duty 693
And you'll end up just as irrelevant as Final Fantasy

[Bridge]
Woah, woah, hey, man
Uh, yeah?
Those games are sick
What, Final Fantasy?
Yeah
Uh, well I don't play 'em, so, irrelevant
Now where was I? Oh, yes

[Outro]
Goodbye COD, 'cause Call of Duty fuckin' sucks
Goodbye COD, 'cause Call of Duty fuckin' sucks
Goodbye COD, 'cause Call of Duty fuckin' sucks dick