The Bag (Reloaded)

[Verse 1: Donnie Menace]
I hate holidays but Halloween's my sweet spot
Which is ironic 'cause candy's something that I need not
I always found the trick-or-treat theme odd (theme odd)
Cause no one ever has tricks and all the treats make my teeth rot (teeth rot)
Nev-never trick-or-treated with friends, I have none
Last time someone got too close, I stabbed 'em (I stabbed 'em)
Kids tried to bully me at school always though
Till I catch 'em slipping and I kill 'em when they're walking home (walking home)
But that method got sorta old
Oncе I discovered Halloween and realizеd how much is possible
Everyone's in costumes, it's dark and cold
Wha-wha-what a perfect time to snatch up some motherfuckers that I wanna choke (wanna choke)
I put this bag in my attic, it was all leather
'Bout as big as a duffel bag with a long zipper
I don't know why it's here, don't give a fuck about the purpose
I just took it with me, and now I'm hunting and I'm searching (and I'm searching)

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Trick-or-treat, stab 'em up
Trick-or-treat, bag 'em up
I don't want a bag of candy, I just want a bag of guts
Trick-or-treat, stab 'em up
Trick-or-treat, bag 'em up
I just want a dead body for a treat, candy sucks (fucker get in)
Get the fuck in the bag before I shove you in it (agh)
Get the fuck in the bag before I stuff you in it (agh)
Get the fuck in the bag because you're done and finished
Either you entirely or I'll just leave your pumpkin missing (agh)

[Verse 2: Donnie Menace]
Tis the season to be wicked and I'm at my baddest
Scary my entire life so homie I don't have to practice
Ha-ha-hacking, slashing, that's my passion always hoe
You don't wanna know what the smell inside of this massive bag is that I'm dragging down your street like it's no one’s business
But-but-but this business will be you if you really wanna know what's in it
You know I got the bag as soon as the aroma's hitting
The atrocious set will make you vomit worse than motion sickness (motion sickness)
Snatching bitches up like I'm chauvinistic
Choke 'em, kill 'em, butcher 'em and turn 'em into gourmet dishes
I put the gore in gourmet, son, I'm dope in kitchens
To most this is gross and sickening, but to me, so delicious (so delicious)
It's Halloween but that's nothing to me
E-e-every day is Halloween, I'm nothing but just a creep
Get in the fucking bag before I have to put you in, please!
'Cause everybody is food and I'm just looking to eat (looking to eat)

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Trick-or-treat, stab 'em up
Trick-or-treat, bag 'em up
I don't want a bag of candy, I just want a bag of guts
Trick-or-treat, stab 'em up
Trick-or-treat, bag 'em up
I just want a dead body for a treat, candy sucks (fucker get in)
Get the fuck in the bag before I shove you in it (agh)
Get the fuck in the bag before I stuff you in it (agh)
Get the fuck in the bag because you're done and finished
Either you entirely or I'll just leave your pumpkin missing (agh)

[Verse 3: Donnie Menace]
I don't know when this began, I just started doing it
Now every October I have to start the foolishness
Bagging up the body parts, legs, arms, booties, fists
If it's a bitch I'll stitch a blanket with her coochie lips (coochie lips)
No-nobody wants to fuck with me, I'm a fucking creep
Her body's in the back of my hooptie, that's trunk-or-treat (trunk-or-treat)
For me, pointless, either way I'll catch you bitch
And have your body in this bag with another, yeah, that's a Twix (that's a Twix)
It's dark outside, but either way I have to catch 'em
I needed a little light so I had to jack a lantern
By-by-by the time I'm done the news finds a way after
All these kids and people are missing, turned into steak platter (steak platter)
I got off their scalps and play with their brain matter
Hearing them all beg for mercy only gives me great laughter
I-I-I-If I'ma see ya I'ma bag you up and I'ma keep ya
The bag is family, don't like it, suck a Halloweiner (a Halloweiner)

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Trick-or-treat, stab 'em up
Trick-or-treat, bag 'em up
I don't want a bag of candy, I just want a bag of guts
Trick-or-treat, stab 'em up
Trick-or-treat, bag 'em up
I just want a dead body for a treat, candy sucks (fucker get in)
Get the fuck in the bag before I shove you in it (agh)
Get the fuck in the bag before I stuff you in it (agh)
Get the fuck in the bag because you're done and finished
Either you entirely or I'll just leave your pumpkin missing (agh)