THE ARUGULA SALAD STORY [2014]

Okay, so let me tell y'all this story real quick
So I go over to my friend's house, I open the door
As soon as I walk in the door, this fool pulls out this big ass like family-size pot of arugula salad
Puts it down, he's like, "Yo my dude, you want some arugula?"
And I was like, "Nah man I'm good, I just ate and shit but maybe later I'll have some."
And then he looks at me and he's like, "Ha ha, yo you a real clown my dude, you a real clown. Okay yeah, I'ma make you some of this arugula, top quality arugula"
He puts that shit in a bowl and I mean I ate it