The Anti-Sex Backlash of the 80's

[Verse]
O God, Gilbert
When you said that
I'm afraid I'll have to jump across the gorge
Like in this book I'm reading
When you read it back
You need a painkiller, painkiller
But I'm sober
Stuck on some thought I can't express
Ooh

I saw a part of you that was threatening to me
And I felt that I was messing in it
That fundamental problem with being friends

Some people around here
Can watch Punky Brewster
And that's about it
I probably would have been a little bored
Waiting for that one comment
One comment that ruins everything

But it is all subconsciously being said
All subconsciously being said
All subconsciously being said
All subconsciously being said

If you are a sexist pig
Then I have got to dislike you
Dislike you, dislike you, dislike you
For the rest of my life
I will have to listen
To certain devastating things
For the rest of my life
For the rest of, for the rest of my life
My life, big beautiful life
My life, my life, my life, my life
My life, my life, my life, my life
My life