The Animals at Jason’s Bar & Grill

Walkin' the street, looks like it's time to eat
I head for Jason's Grill
When I get there, I order burgers (a pair)
A side of stacks and slaw, please (Jason!)
"Please sir, don't sit there
That seat is saved for a girl with short hair"
"Thank you."

Quite suddenly, the patrons cease to eat
Eighty eyes all fixed on the doors
When what to their wandering eyes should appear
But a moose, a dog, a mouse, and a deer! (Yeah)
Dearly, will they come in? (It's coming in!)

Jason's Grill has never witnessed
Discrimination based on race or on creed
This must be a test case coming
Confrontation coming, people will bleed
Prissy, gulp your chowder fast
Finish up your hash
Jason, bring my check right now!
No, no, I- no more coffee, tha-anks!

The animal spokesman, he started to speak
The room, it was all hushed
You could hear a meatball fall
As the moose starts slowly toward Jason (Jason!)
The moose reached into his mane
"Buddy, could you give me a quarter's cha-ange?"