Oh Arr ee Ooo
There is absolutely no strife
Living the timeless life
I don't need a wife
Living the timeless life
If I need a friend
I just give a wriggle
Split right down the middle
Adn when I look there is two of me
Bot as handsome as can be
Oh here we go slithering
Here we go slithering and squelching on
Here we go slithering and squelching on
Oh Arr Ee Ooh
There is absolutely no strife
Living the timeless life