The Acid Family

Well, hello, family of mine!
-Hi, honey
-Well, how are you all this fine day?
-Wonderful
-Yeah, up at camp, Jack told me that his family's taking a trip
-I know how you feel, kids. A lot of your father's and my friends are going on trips, too. And the pastor and his wife are going on a ministry trip
-Even Mr. Whittaker said he was gonna take a trip later in the summer
-Look, I know that going on a trip is more important to you than any of us, but go for it!
-What?
-George!
-Really?
-Yep! I've been thinking about it, and this family does deserve a really good time. I'm just a big kid when it comes to trips, I love the feel of it
-All right!
-Oh, George!
-I knew it

-This is so weird!
-Well, what? What's the matter?
-It's kinda weird, but it is fun!
-Well-
-Yeah, it's a pretty cool idea, Dad!
-Well, does that mean you're having a good time?
-Is... that a pig?
-She's gonna go nuts
-It's just not there!
-Told you she'd go nuts
-Hush, Jim

-If we believe it, they will. The main thing to remember is wod-fam-choc-sod
-Wod-fam-choc-sod!
-Uh, wod-fam-choc-sod
-One wod-fam-choc-sod!
-This is so weird!
-It's a hippo!
-Get you wet!
-Hey, stop it!
Fine. Get the other hose!
-No! No, not the other hose, no!
-Then stop! You gotta turn your nozzle up a little bit!
-[?]
-Gotcha!
-How's that!
-Well, everybody, here's the food!

-So how was it, Jimmy?
-Great!
-What about your wod-fam-choc-sod?
-Go for it! George!
-Really?
-Yep
Jimmy, would you, uh, turn off that harmonica, please?

-It's so weird!
-Yeah but it's great
-Is... that a pig?
-Why did I ever want to do this?!
-It's kinda weird, but it is fun!
-But with the discount coupons we got from the paper, it hardly cost us anything, either
-Th-this is too high, honey, this is a little high for Mom

-You know, hey, like totally, go with the flow you know?
-Like totally, go with the flow
-You know, hey, like totally, wod-fam-choc-sod

-The budget- budget- stupid budget-
-Is... that a pig?
-This is so stupid
-Okay, I'm turning off the light!
Ah, the great outdoors, huh?

-Congratulations! How was it, Jimmy?
-Great! I tripped! Didn't!