The 3 Morons

[Intro: Yung Fishy]
Yo, what is up everybody?
You already know what it is, bro
Fishy back with another banger
The 3 morons, and who do we have?
Lil Cheese Touch, Mint Blizzard
Oh, bro, this is 'bout to go crazy
A'ight Cheese Touch, let's get it
Ayy, ayy

[Verse 1: Lil Cheese Touch]
I'm like
If I were an Angry Bird, I would be Chuck
And my mommy took away my iPad, that would really suck
And I really don't want Hershey's, I just want the buttercup
Silly old man, you know that I just stole his truck
Okay, I can't think of a word
I got exactly ninety-seven reasons why to look at a bird
Fishy and Minty get carried so easily
Bro, call me Drake 'cause I'm feelin' like Kiki
Me and Fishy chillin' while we playin' Jetpack Joyrides
I was sick for like two weeks, but now I am back, say hi
Stackin' up cheese, not the cheddar, I might try
Call me on my cellphone, then hang up like "Bye-bye"
Ayy, and I'm back here for a reason
They call me Playboi Carti because I just stop breathing
I'm a little tiny three-year-old and I just started teething
If Lil Scxars cancelled a song, then I start weeping
Why do people put up Christmas trees in October?
I went to rehab 'cause I used to be a stoner
Used to be three feet, but now I am a grower
When you talkin' to me, your tone needs to lower

[Interlude: Lil Cheese Touch]
Alright, this is a message to Mariah Carey
If I hear any of your songs in the mall again
I-
[Indecipherable shout]

[Verse 2: Mint Blizzard]
In my bike, 'bout to go home
Playing Minecraft in the back of the culdesac at Rome
Now I got hit with a drone
And then I broke all my bones
Like I'm Eminem, I'm the god of meme rapping
Yung Fishy's hands, they are clapping
'Cause on this track, I'm snapping
Listen to LilCreeps, now I'm napping (Ayy, ayy)
Welcome to Doomsday
I'm making money on a Tuesday
Playing Bloons today
Me and Yung Fishy walking in Broadway
Take me to the light, and then we're gonna fight
I wanna take a flight
Now I'ma give Fishy the spotlight

[Interlude: Mint Blizzard]
Everybody loves Fishy
And I, Mint Blizzard, am no exception to this

[Verse 3: Yung Fishy]
Fishy 'bout to steal this track, yeah, you know I never lack
Call me wonder 'cause I'm a black
Yeah, this song you wanna blast, yeah, I'm spittin' really fast
We gettin' lit, check the field
Wait a minute, I am winnin', there's no denyin'
Yeah, you know my flow be flyin' on this beat
Little White Toad is a creep (Creep)
He constantly send me pics of his feet (Ew)
Do it one more time, and they will get leaked (They'll get leaked)
Me and my girl, we chillin' on the beach
I'm really thirsty, I'ma go drink some bleach
I been goin' off recently, Fishy what you came to see (True)
Number one is what you're rankin' me (Number one)
Sippin' on the G-Fuel 'cause it feels so great (It does)
Got racks on racks like Bill Gates (Cha-ching)
Rappin' is my favorite thing (My fav)
Fishy blowin' u-u-up like a grenade (Boom!)
I do really bad in school, probably have to redo a grade (Huhh)
Spittin' so much bars, and you know I'm gettin' paid (Ha-ha)
I spit so much flames, you see
I watch Cobra Kai every day, you can't be blamin' me

[Outro: Yung Fishy]
Cobra Kai never dies, boy