The 2013 Song

[Chorus]
Oh and I, don't know how to feel
Just like that, 2013, it's been real
Oh and I, think I just shed a tear
2-0-1-3, it's been a kick ass year

[Verse 1]
Miley went on twerked on stage
Made the whole world fill with rage
But she sold records, like she was taught
And then came around little old Lorde

Speaking of royals, they had a baby
And then came out - Mr. Tom Daley
The world's realising that it's not a choice
I'm still Troye, I just happen to like boys
(What? I like boys
Have you seen their butts? Exactly)

Robin Thicke went to Number 1
Even though the song was sexist and dumb
Yeah that's right, I'm talking Blurred Lines
But oh shit wait, let's talk about Amanda Bynes

Everybody says she went a bit koo-koo
Telling Drake he should murder her hoo-hoo
We say she's the one who's going cray
But here we are asking What The Fox Say?

[Chorus]
Oh and I, don't know how to feel
Just like that, 2013, it's been real
Oh and I, think I just shed a tear
2-0-1-3, it's been a kick ass year

[Verse 2]
The US Government needed a break
Probably to go do the Harlem Shake
Catching Fire was good, dudes
Got me as excited as the Dylan Sprouse nudes

The 1D boys said This Is Us
Beyonce dropped an album without a fuss
Rest in peace to Nelson Mandela
To you Madiba, we're indebted forever

[Chorus]
Oh and I, don't know how to feel
Just like that, 2013, it's been real
Oh and I, think I just shed a tear
2-0-1-3, it's been a kick ass year

Oh and I, don't know how to feel
Just like that, 2013, it's been real
Oh and I, think I just shed a tear
2-0-1-3, it's been a kick ass year