That Vegan Teacher Diss Track

[Intro]
AV with that drip, hoe
Overkill, kill-tacular, killtrocity
Kilimanjaro, kill-

[Verse 1: leg & packgod]
Flip this bitch just like my burger
I'm commiting vocal murder
Vegan witch up on the line
So I'mma get straight to the dissin'
Tryna shame us for religion, get the fuck up out my kitchen
Yeah, this hoe be steady yapping but for once you need to listen
Now lay her down back in the nursing home 'cause lately she be trippin'
I said "listen, I'm spittin', you bitchin'", chicken ass kissing
Man, she ain't ever milk no cows, I swear she only tryna fist 'em
You is not even an expert, not a motherfuckin' physician
Bitch, let mе eat Mcnuggets
Quit this eldеr on the phone, I think it's time that we unplug that shit
Got a carrot up her ass and now she talking like a Muppet (Bitch)
I'mma eat just what I want and I do not want to discuss that shit (Um, bitch)
'Cause you're a vegan tweaker, not a holy preacher
You ain't made no changes, you just sitting on the bleachers (Ok, like)
You is just a creeper, ain't saving any creatures
Someone call Jake Paul 'cause someone need to roast they teacher
She said she don't like meat but we gon' give her all this beef
Dog's crying 'cause you ain't giving it anything to eat
Using George to push agendas, yet she spreads like Influenza
Comparing black people to animals, your brain is fucking tender
So I'm like "Okay, Boomer", haven't made more vegans, you've made fewer
Yeah, I had one regret, I shoulda dropped this shit way sooner
'Cause she looking like my granny, in a bubble, call her Sandy
Yeah, she getting cooked up on the fucking stove by Gordon Ramsey
Getting packed up like a fanny, the vegan vigilante
You can have your own opinions but you can't control my pantry
If a lion saw yo' ass then he would eat you with no issues
Welcome to the food chain, bitch
I know it's sad, here, take a tissue
But that's just the world we live in
Wonder will it ever hit you, that soon everything will die
But when you do, no-one will miss you
It's a diet, not a cult
You're delusional like Bolt
I been hearing it too long, I think it's time that I revolt like

[Bridge: packgod]
I tell you goddamn kids you can't eat meat!

[Verse 2: packgod & leg]
Man, I think she needs some medicine, she looking like a skeleton
She's talking out her ass, the only reason she's still relevant
I ain't really like you bitch 'cause you just fucking talk a lot
Why you comparing bacon to the motherfuckin' Holocaust?
Must be doing something wrong 'cause you been getting banned a lot
People ain't learning, they laughing, keep that as an after-thought
And it's eat or be eaten, in my garden like she Eden
Bitch, like if you want my meat just tell me where the fuck we meetin'?
She testing all my patience so I might start fucking cheating
Give this bitch, wicked witch
A good ol' full course beating
Now he putting water in her Lucky Charms
I think I need a smoke alarm
Like old McDonald had a farm, I ei-ei-oh this firearm
Oh man, I just want my chicken arm, my corn on side and biscuit
And if you don't wanna eat my ass then little bitch you can go kiss it
If you ever had a point, I think that everybody missed it
Vegans looking fucking bad is all that you done fucking gifted
No, you is not an activist, your birth was just an accident
You is not compassionate, you is just a catalyst for this violation
Lil' granny sparked a little aggravation
Do not reply 'cause little ho, this not a conversation
I hope you kept a little deprecation for when I say "Fuck you and ya' fucking vegan nation"

[Outro: packgod & leg]
Uh, yeah
Is that all new? Can you please pass the lamb sauce, please?
Yeah, I got you bro
Thank you very much. We're all sitting here today with this wonderful meal in front of us- (*fart*)
My bad
Thank you god, praise, amen
Yo, why did the beat go off?
Oh my god...