That’s Your Boyfriend

That's your boyfriend, with the beer in his hand
In the shower, singing "Traveling Band"
When you met your heart would soar
That was 20 pounds before
That's your boyfriend
That's your boyfriend
Does he treat you? Do you get what you want?
Does he take you to the nice restaurants?
Does he always pay the tab?
Does he hate when you get mad?
Do you love him?
That's your boyfriend
Oooooo (x2)
Relax, tell yourself that you're not cursed
Not bad, you could end up so much worse
You could be single all your life
Or he could beat you down to size
But he doesn't....
That's your boyfriend, playing video games
He's a charmer, putting Errol to shame
Eating chocolate chip delight
Till the darkest hour of night
That's your boyfriend
Maybe husband
Can he keep you without half of a job?
Blew the savings, placing bets with the mob
And he hates your Mom and Dad
But he likes the cash they have
And he loves you
Doesn't tell you
Oooooo (x2)
Relax, tell yourself that you're not cursed
Not bad, you could end up so much worse
You could give someone else a try
Next thing you know you're 55
And you're angry...
We all play the cards we're dealt, or fold