That’s What She Said Last Night

That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're about to get it alright alright
That's what she said last night

I went down to Kinko's
To get some faxin' done
My ex girlfriend works down there
She was my number one

She said "Billy I'm busy
Why don't ya come around back?
I'll clear the store and lock the doors
We can fax all night"

That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're about to get it alright alright
That's what she said last night

I got my other girlfriend
Livin' in my house
When I got home 2 days late
She upped and chucked me out

I went and got her this groovin' watch
To make things up with her
She said billy I love a good groovin'
And then she begin to purr

I got a brand new cellphone
At&t
It was a little bitty thing
Just right for a country boy like thing

My girlfriend took a poke at the thing
Then she threw it away
She said "Billy I know you're attached to that thing
But it's too small for me"

That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're like to get it all night alright

I tell ya what, next time I buy a cell phone, it's gonna be one of them big ol'
Good'uns, that vibrates, maybe she'll like that better, I don't know, some people
You just can't please 'em

That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're about to get it alright alright
That's what she said last night