That’s What I Do

[Verse 1]
Hello, everyone
Do you want your child to get real smart?
A little bit of math here or there
I've got just the place for them to start
Watch out for the ruling master, beware he's getting faster
Refrain from making noises, that man's a saboteur
Hear the slaps from down the path
Just to avoid his wrath
Now the professor wants you in his grasp

[Chorus]
Get your prize
Won't you come on in into my schoolhouse?
Stay the course and follow through, I'm slowly coming after you
I'll bring the punishment, that's what I do
You know it's true

[Verse 2]
I've been tripping over myself too much
Basic mathematics, seemingly growing out of touch!
Feeling kinda sick of running
Clocks been looking kinda funny
Thinking about home as I forever roam
With danger of detention, lurking everywhere I go

[Bridge]
Two plus two equals?
Well, that's easy, that's just four!
Either that, or the answers on the floor!
Wow, great job!
Wait, what was that?

[Verse 3]
Three more notebooks left to go but my energy is getting low!
This curriculum, it blows
I should've been home so long ago
Five notebooks down, got two more to go
I've done so much math, that my brain will explode
(Wow)

[Chorus]
You can't get out even if you already knew how
Every answer you get wrong, I will be sure to sing my song
As long as I get you to tag along
You will belong
Stay the course and follow through, I'm slowly coming after you! I'll bring the punishment, that's what I do

[Outro]
My life is on the line
I'm running out of time
In this locker I find myself in
To avoid his crimes
I'm feeling fine, despite my struggling to stay alive!
Will it be over by tonight?
The walls are getting bloody
My mind is failing me
Can't stand up on my feet
Save me from Mr. Baldi
Don't wanna hide, and seek out exits from this creepy creep
I've gotten way to close
Jeez, I hate this the most
I guess that I will not leave here
(That was a Baldi song)