That’s a Padlin’

[Verse 1]
I'm a product of the nineties, got a twenty year connection
With a family from Springfield that's yellow in complexion
Let's keep it cromulent, uh, this for the fans
We the purple in the club yelling "don't you hate pants?"
Sugar powered women I'm down to getting big
And yelling songs about the Simpsons to borrowing a feeling
Khlav Kalash, fugu, steamed hams and Fosters
Or rock a mumu with three kinds of softness
Pull up out the car hole switching gears to H
The big Canyonero, the Bort licence plate
Peace to all the grifters from around the town
I'll catch you at the Sex Cauldron, but they shut it down
You know my steelo, give a rapper glove slaps
Nibble on a plum in perfume from a mans hat
I did the Bartman before you got your dental plan
Let's keep it moving like a U-Break-It Rental Van

[Hook 1]
Doodle town pipers, that's a paddlin'
Winning friends with salad, that's a paddlin'
Car back to Winnipeg, that's a paddlin'
Seven-four-two to your dome, that's what happenin'
Barking up the wrong bush, that's a paddlin'
She don't come with the car, that's a paddlin'
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
And if you don't like the Simpsons you can suck my dick!

[Verse 2]
Financial panther, stacking the keys
I'm eatin' sixty-four slices of American cheese
Bitch please, don't front like my knowledge is dumb
Your whole team the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked, uh!
I did my homework and kept the quotes TRUEY!
And if I didn't, call me SUEY SUEY!
But anyways, I says to Mabel, I says
"What you know about the rapping Ronny Reagan Cassette?"
Trab pu kcip, Yvan eht nioj
Kwyjibo the type of shit you only hear from die hards
I'm representing for my peeps in the crowd
That get friends to speak up when they wearing a towel
Just hip-hop and Szyslak for most of my life
Flipping Biggie Smalls joints, gimme the loot to gimme the fife
Yeah, I'm standing here and I'm rapping 'bout the TV
I have to go now, my planet needs me

[Hook 2]
Can't afford assassins, that's a paddlin'
Hit the Corey hotline, that's a paddlin'
Thirty minutes till my car is a cube
But I'll be chilling with a lady named Hooty McBoob
My god you're greasy, that's a paddlin'
When poo and ass is taken, that's a paddlin'
That's what I do when I'm lounging at home
Drunk as fuck on the couch, baby, leave me alone

[Outro]
Woo! (That's a paddlin')
And that's wassup, man (That's a paddlin')
It's getting late man, I gotta go to bread (That's a paddlin')
So you know man, shout outs to Springfield
Ogdenville, North Haverbrook
Brockway, Rand McNally
Man, Fuck Shelbyville
Fuck the Pöpli kids and all that
We're done, mwa