That Girl is a Slut

Alright

Hit it!

Alright, for all the bitin' MCs (What!)
This is the original DMX
To the man Biz Markie (Fake MC!)
You start the party role my man (Hah!)
When we start the party, we count it off
Can I hear it, can I hear it, can I hear it, count 'em off from the
Here we go, this is the original (Ah-one-two, ah-one-two)
(Ah-one-two, ah-one-two) Oh oh, is it fresh? (yeah!) (Party people hoo-hoo)
What's your name?
(My name is DMX)
Who am I?
(His name is Just-Ice)
Gettin' busy in the place
(Sir Vicious)
That's alright, for all the fake MCs, this is the original
How it goes, with precise, Just-Ice on the mic
Better known as Sir Vicious (Yeah!)
And the man on the beatbox, never 'fess, 'cause he's the best
C'mon, give 'em a taste, DMX

[Beatboxing]

Here we go now
Now party people, keeping it live one time
While I hit ya in the face with a, devastating rhyme

I hate to be a pest because it is so disgusting
To stop DMX and start the interrupting (She's a slut)
He doesn't care, he'll just ignore me
Then say, "Oh that shit just bores me"
Well pardon me (What?), well don't break (What is it?)
I'm gonna tell you about this girl who paid me a visit
I was all alone, there was a knock at my door
Then I fell over my shoes as I tripped across the floor
Walked across the floor then I stumbled over floor
Then I grabbed the door, looked through the peephole
When I saw her I was stunned with shock
"This slut is gonna suck my cock"
I opened up, I said "Come on in Miss"
"Give me your coat, no I don't want a kiss"
Thinkin' to myself over once again
Who knows where the fuck her lips been?

This girl is a slut
She got crabbies up her butt
She got a smelly little cunt that's loaded with funk
And um booger's hangin' off her butt, she's a slut

Now I have to do it all over again
Interrupt Ben to get his word in
"Ben, I know you're gettin' it and don't wanna stop" (That's right!)
But here's how she just licked my cock
She swallowed it, inch by inch
She swallowed it, but it did not pinch
She swallowed every inch of it down
She took the juice and she tossed it around
She didn't even make the slightest frown
I said let's do it over and she said "I'm down"
Now you know what I'm up against
This lunatic, idiotic without one drop of sense
I said "Puff the knob, 'cause that's where there's potential"
So just for the record keep her name confidential
I did things that I never did before
I stroked her standing up then put her neck on the floor
Rocked her all the same then I dicked her in the bed
Then I fucked the bitch just standing on her head
[?] words she did utter
Seemed kinda cautious, she used nine rubbers
Hit it!

This girl is a slut
She got crabbies up her butt
She got a smelly little cunt that's loaded with funk
And um booger's hangin' off her nasty butt

I was out cold, but when I came to
I looked at my clock it read 3:22
I rubbed my eyes, I washed out the sleep
Then I read it once again it said 5:43
I thought "Oh no, what is going on?"
Got to get the freak out, before the early morn
I told her wake up because it is time to leave
She said "Wait a damn minute 'cause I'm still half sleep!"
Oh no, rise and shine, move your behind
I'll bash you if I have to, to keep you in line
The party is through, thanks for doin' me a favor
Here's your coat, here's the door, goodbye, see you later!
I slammed the door, I locked it quick
And then I said, "Phew glad to get rid of that bitch"
Clean up my house, with no more delay
Took the sheets off the bed and threw them right away
I aired out my room then I mopped up the floor
I washed out the sink, disinfect the toilet bowl
Then I told all my friends, they all just laughed
I said "I'll be goddamned I'm not catchin' any crabs"
Or herpes or them nasty little AIDS going around
Hit it!

This girl is a slut
She got crabbies up her butt (she's a slut!)
She got a smelly little cunt that's loaded with funk
And um booger's hangin' off her butt

Alright, y'all, that's it
How we do it in the place to be
So original, and precise
With the one they call Sir Vicious Just-Ice
Tonight, on the mic, for your pleasure...