That Fierce Cow Is Common Sense in a Country Dress

It's not like that!

I am 6'4" and weigh 220lb. on the scale. I've got a red header's temper people say I come from hell. The art of slothfulness I have perfected to a T. I need money comfort everything some might name it greed. So I have hatched this little plan to take what I require, I will lady myself up and make the men desire. It will smell like mule-deer love as we battle and we plead, but if they get too fresh before they pat I'll make them scream!

That's a fierce cow! Make us going up and down!

I'll entice all these rutting men with the paint upon my skin. I'll let them look not touch... oh!... I ain't that kind of man. Hold a contest in the square of our anywhere U.S. town. Saying 'on your marks gentlemen, now who will bring my crown?' They will bring hard candy, chocolate bears, doodads and fox furs. They are all unskilled in handsomeness but their dowries I deserve. I'm a man of morals but got a debutante's needs, I'll only take what they offer it from their knees they scream!

That's a fierce cow! Make us going up and down!
It's not like that!

Now I find myself in the square slowly being told to go lower and like a European music prodigy she's waving her directing arm, telling the whole lot of us to get lower in the ground. I see surrounding me whose gone so low are men and women alike, and a hiccough comes up my throat and clouds over my eyes, it starts some fresh feeling inside of me that something has gone askew. Oh no, I spy this one here is beginning to think for itself. From this angle, I see that she is a very muscle-gutted female. I must stop this stubbornness. Fairly masculine arms
I will unleash my charm. A farmboy's hips, thems good for breeding. He got down with all the others, but... this one's special, he can do both - breathe and think. And before I lose my grip I will make him get on up as I lash out at him with a fierce wink. What was I thinking, I see my love truly now. She is common-sense in a country dress, all this thinking's making me digress, she's asking us to... Get a little higher!

It's not like that!
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