Thank You, No Thank You

It seems we Jews have found some brand new friends
God knows we can use all we can get
I know you shouldn’t judge a person by their fashion sense
Or just because you think you smell something funny on their breath
But these new friends they are a special kind--
They used to say that we pollute their blood, and worse
They used to kind of hate us, until they changed their mind
They suspected that we were more skillful lovers
(true of course)

But now they march around their rallies
With a Star of David in their hand
They don’t even throw it in a bonfire at the end
I suppose we should be grateful now they hate some people more
I was raised to be polite, so I say “Thank you, nat-
Zhonalist
Scumbags
For your support.”

I say
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
But no thank you
No thank you
No thank you
No thank you
Thank you thank you thank you thank you
A dank a dank a dank a dank
A takka takka takka takka takka takka takka takka takka
Boom

And then there are those Christians born again
You know they used to call us Christ-killers but now
The sons of Sherriff Clark were on the Road to Washington
When they converted Izzruhl
To their sacred cow

But it’s all just to serve their comic book of prophecy
You see
For Jesus to return it is imperative that we
Be the center of a war that will destroy the world entire
Then they’ll laugh and dance and sing as we fall
With the Six Million
Into their lake of fire

Singing
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
But no thank you
No thank you
No thank you
No thank you
Thank you thank you thank you thank you
A dank a dank a dank a dank
A takka takka takka takka takka takka takka takka takka
Boom

Have you ever been invited to a party
You look around and think “I feel so wrong here,” and then
You whisper to your soul, “Oh soul, where are we?
“And why do all these assholes act like we belong here
“With them?”

And you think about what your mom said about
The company you keep
You are lingering by the cheese dip
So depressed you wanna weep
Well maybe that’s the time when it is time to contemplate
Why we’re getting so much love from all these people
More famous
For their ability
To incinerate

And say
Thank you
Madame le Pen
Thank you
UKIP
Thank you
Geert Wilders
But no thank you
No thank you
And
Thank you
Mr. Blocher
Thank you
Siv Jensen
Thank you
Mr. Breivik
But no thank you
No thank you
And
Thank you
Stephen Harper
Thank you
Sarah Palin
Thank you Netanyahu
But no thank you
No thank you
No thank you
No thank you
Thank you thank you thank you thank you
A dank a dank a dank a dank
A takka takka takka takka takka takka takka takka takka
Boom