Thank You Internet

[Intro]
(Hey)
Yeah

[Verse 1]
I see pictures of my exes, what they ate for breakfast
Bellinis down in Mexico
I see photos of my best friends raging on the weekend
It's cool, I didn't wanna go

[Pre-Chorus]
I got a dollar to my name
Can't afford my plane ticket
Sittin' sad with my Happy Meal
Every Saturday, yeah, I got a date with a girl that's not real

[Chorus]
Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet, reminding me I'm screwed
Thank you, Internet, here's a big, "Fuck you"
Living in a world where we all try to prove
I got a good life, yeah, I'm doing just fine
Swear I'm as happy as I look online
Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet
Ooh, ooh

[Verse 2]
Copy/paste congratulations, 24 engagements
Polaroids of kissing in the snow
I drive an '83 Mercedes, it don't work for the ladies
But none of them are coming to my show

[Pre-Chorus]
I got a dollar to my name
Can't afford my famous friends that all got deals
Every Saturday, yeah, they got a date
And I'm serving them their meals

[Chorus]
Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet, reminding me I'm screwed
Thank you, Internet, here's a big, "Fuck you"
Living in a world where we all try to prove
I got a good life, yeah, I'm doing just fine
Swear I'm as happy as I look online
Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet
Ooh, ooh

[Bridge]
We don't even need this comparing our feelings
Oh, oh
We don't even need this comparing our feelings
Oh, oh
I got a good life, and I'm doing just fine
I swear I'm as happy as I look online
Thank you, Internet, thank you Internet
Thank you, Internet, oh

[Chorus]
Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet, reminding me I'm screwed
Thank you, Internet, here's a big, "Fuck you"
Living in a world where we all try to prove
I got a good life, yeah, I'm doing just fine
Swear I'm as happy as I look online
Thank you, Internet, for the things that you do
Thank you, Internet
Ooh, ooh

[Outro]
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, thank you, Internet
Ooh, ooh