“thank u, ness” is a parody of the widely successful song by Ariana Grande “thank u, next”, made by John Patrick Douglass, AKA Jacksfilms.
The song was released on December 7, 2018, the same day that Super Smash Bros. Ultimate released, and features many references to the game’s fighters and conten...
[Verse 1]
Thought I'd end up with Bowser
But his moves were too slow
Had some matches with Falcon
His Up+B was so-so
So I tried maining Kirby
But they nerfed him a ton
Now I’m fighting with Mario
He so basic I'm done
[Pre-Chorus]
One taught me love
And one taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now I'm in Mom’s basement
I'm playing on launch day
Your main is so trash
Please 1 v 1 me
Least this song is a smash
Brothers
[Chorus]
Thank you, Ness (Ness)
Thank you, Ness (Ness)
Thank you, Ness
I like to main as Ness in Smash Brothers
Thank you, Ness (Ness)
Thank you, Ness (Ness)
Thank you, Ness
I like to main...
[Verse 2]
[unintelligible]
[Interlude]
Overall, I'd have to give Smash Brothers Ultimate two brothers out of five It's called Smash Brothers, but why are there so many female fighters in the game?
Either delete the female fighters, or at least a patch so the name is now "Smash Brothers and... Sister"s
Gotta throw the whole Switch out
[throws switch into bin]
Thank u, ness was written by jacksfilms.
Thank u, ness was produced by jacksfilms.
jacksfilms released Thank u, ness on Fri Dec 07 2018.