Tha Mac BibIe: Chapter 2:11 Verse 187

[Spoken: Mac Minista]
There's a scripture in the Mac Bible
That talks about a mack named Jack and a ho named Helen
The ho Helen got to telling on the mack named Jack
So they trump upped charges on the mack named Jack
They charged him for pimpin' and panderin' and ho handlin'
Crossin' all fifty-two states with his game
So they throwed him in a man-made cell
Some call prisons, others call jails
So he prayed to the mac god, and the Mac god sent him somethin' sweet
A ho named Stella that'll do as I tell her
She tear down doors and knock out C.O.'s
To come see about a real nigga
She has a picket sign in her hands from sun up to sun down
Like Winnie Mandela
She'll run for a nigga, she'll have those zoom zooms and wam wams
She'll be out there with your care package