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[Verse 1: Gary The Cool Guy]
Thanks to BATTTS, Gordollard cause global inflation
And the world is destroyed by shower cap invasion
What an idiot
Today in New Vegas, a Primm official states that The Strip is under attack by a swarm of angry vigilantes dressed in muumuus chanting "Aftermath 2" as we speak
Two attackers currently held captive by Mojave Rangers refer to themselves as "Gary the Cool Guy", and "Lil Cum Sock" respectively
An NCR officer states: This won't last a minute
This just in: two captives held by Mojave Rangers have released a statement

[Verse 2: lil cum sock]
We fight to for freedom
We fight for the right
We fight for the right to hear Aftermath 2
We know that fatass batty cumass retard is keeping it from us
We know he is a shit face cum bag
We want Aftermath 2!
We want Aftermath 2!
We want Aftermath 2!

[Outro: Gary The Cool Guy]
A Freeside local has gone on record saying, quote: "We want no part in the fighting, I just hope Batty loses an eye or two in this
He deserves blinding"
In other news, a reported hefty breakdown is said to have been spotted playing at the end of this song
Stay safe everyone, these things bring nothing but trouble

[Instrumental breakdown]