Terrance and Phillip

[Intro]
There's a reason they didn't call me out specifically yet, you know? They're scared...
Why so?
They know they shouldn't go down that road, I was raised in a childrens' barn; Inspired by the animals around me
Why did they took you to a place like that?
They were missing a goat 🐐

[Verse 1]
Still fresh in this thing, feels like I'm dreaming
Not even a week in pink now, but came in steaming
Did cooler things in this short period than most meds do in life
Time I take Toronto's weapon of choice out chef's back and stab him with that same knife
Landed in the chat, he's asking me to join 'M.A.D.D.'
Told him 'nahh, you always need to be a step ahead'
So he did, released that diss track first, thought it was smart
Now he wishes he could've seen all this coming, tHat part
Probably saw JCAssassin's profile and thought of it as his way out
Well, we kitchen boys don't fuck with hired guns; from now on all your shit goes south
People think I'm only in here with a pencil and since I'm Dutch I rap like MC Biggah
But on the contrary, y'all getting bodied by a sketching nigga

[Verse 2]
So we got Jason out here, or should I say Jay? (please call me Jay, please call me Jay)
Begging for his name, well your imaginary wife and I got something in common - we slay
After those wack disses Canada lost faith in their rappers, right now they're on strike
MarriedToTheGame thinking he's baby HOV? all right, we'll kick that baby like Ike
But no offense cause I don't know that nigga
Just funny to me two of 'em so desperately wanted to be seen as Jigga

[Bridge]
That's all I'm saying man, like, Those guys don't got their own identity or something?

[Verse 3]
Well then we'll just find some matching personas for 'em
This fruity ass Assassin out here on his bromance shit with Jay like Hyde and Eric Forman
Shout out ScopeY, half bloods in this thing, we foreign
Got pink without the medfather but we still cool like brødrene
Back to the subject, so you're brothers, like Mario & Luigi?
But that can't be true, since they have the ability to spit fireballs while your bars are just cheesy
Those two guys on each other like Steve on Bucky's rear-end
Maybe Twitter was right and it's just time to #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend
But both of you don't deserve the stars and stripes since you're a Canadian blip
All I see you do is spit farts all over each other, so you guys must be Terrance and Phillip

[Outro]
I'm out here man, got some real shit to do ya' know? They just shouldn't mention my family out here man, I couldn't stay silent. It's time to let them know who's in charge. Matter of fact, bring them some batteries man cause I'll tell you right now. WE ARE IN CHARGE, there I said it. Gabbles out, Kitchen boys