Tennessee Sucks

[Verse 1]
There you go
Waving your arms like a girl
Suckin' down your cloves
Don't worry, nobody knows
Somebody order my round
'Cause I'm getting by
Get a twelve pack from 12th & Porter with Billy
4:30 a.m. at night

[Chorus]
'Cause Tennessee sucks, in the summer
What do you got that can put us under?

[Verse 2]
There goes Johnny B
Weird and tall
He says "The band, they've got good songs
They just don't draw"
Somebody order my round
Chances are I won't pay
Hey Brad, let's go down to The Bound'ry
Get something blue to put us out of our way

[Chorus]
'Cause Tennessee sucks, in the summer
What do you got that can put us under?