Tengen Toppa Dairantou: Part 3 - All-Stars (Super Smash Bros. series)

[Intro: W!SE the all.E, Announcer]
Mr. Crash, Dash, Flash, Bash, Clash, Mash, Thrash, Smash
Plus I do it with the 'stache and panache
I tried to tell ya man, y’all don't wanna be young
(Five, four, three, two, one, TIME... GO!)

[W!SE/MCFS/DiGi, Announcer]
Dairantou
OverClocked Assembled!
Now everybody's let’s go
AAAAW YEEEAH!
(PIKA! Soriddu Snake, Falcon PAWNCH! Suck-a my dick-a)
(Mmmmhhhhmm YEAH)
(S-s-s-super SMAAAAASH BROTHERS)

[Verse 1: MC Final Sigma - Luigi/Big L]
(Kinda tired)
If you're looking to catch an L, well then stop hops, you're in luck
I leave you horror-struck and sure to suck more than a Poltergust
The gravity-defier, cuz I'm known to leap higher
Got green fire, but it ain't no Patty's Day deep fryer
I'm just Luigi, the brother that wasn't invited to bash
So I decided to crash, started to smash, and did the monster mash (woh-ho)
So sure you can all approach, but then it’s adios
’Cuz like you're lamping in my mansion, man, you gotta ghost, get gone

[Verse 2: 1-UP - Mario/Will Smith]
(Ha ha, yo!)
Well it’s the original 1-UP, yeah go 'head and call me Mario
Smash Attacks so raw, I'll leave you breathless like some cardio
You brothers wanna brawl? Bring it hard, we'll kick your tail, dude
Call the ambulance (Wii-U!) I’ll beat you back into a GameCube
Shooting lyrics off like fire balls (bloop) you thrown all day
Turned your mind into a cartridge (Hah), blown away
It's my acclamation (It's-a me!), yeah I see your admiration
You about to see a cancellation, this your final destination

[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Brothaaaaz
Y-y-y-yeah we goin crazy (Yes!)
Supa Smash Sistaaaaz
Either you is a man or you is a babaaay (Woah!)
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
S'il vous plait melee, either way
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers

[Verse 3: DiGi Valentine - Donkey Kong/Notorious B.I.G. & Diddy Kong/P. Diddy]
(Bad Boy)
Super Nintendo, that is what I'm on (aaaight)
Ain't no other place you would catch Donkey Kong (ah ha)
Hands on the ground, hit 'em loud, gone and broke ya (yeah)
Got two ties, one of them is to choke ya
Killer gorilla that is built like steel (ha ha)
Spin my fist like a wheel, got you slippin' on banana peel (I like this)
Diddy pass the gat, watch them go and run (it's all good)
I bang on these suckers like a conga drum, uh (woo!)

[Verse 4: W!SE the all.E - Mr. Game & Watch/Kendrick Lamar]
Watch and learn
C-c-caution: I'mma burn you first time noobs and veteran tough dudes
From the Famicom up into the Wii U
I've got the hand of God, tending to the barbecue
Blip, Blip, flip the bacon
Listen, I'm amazin'
Keyboard warriors and Call of Duty fans step back
I'm the O.G. DM new-age classic Big Bad

[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Faaathaaaz
Y-y-y-yeah we goin crazy
Supa Smash Mothaaaaz
Either you is a man or you is a babaaay (Woah!)
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
S'il vous plait melee, either way
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers

[Verse 5: LadyJ - Samus/Missy Elliott]
(Okay)
It's the baddest bounty hunter in the galaxy (ooh!)
Stepping on a stage, players jump rather challenge me (okay!)
I have that power bomb, waitin' for ya, heavy armed
Call me your wife again... you'll wake up with yo planet gone (Booom, Hollaaaa!)
Varia Suit let loose, but they know though (Kya!) (Chyeaaah! Chyeaaaah! Chyeaaaah!)
They wanna see me in that Zero Suit, but they too slow (mm)
I do this for the money (wooh!), so, boy, please (OH!!)
You can't do nothing for me, but drive my ship (Vrrrrmmmm), here's the keys

While I chill after killing an alien species (HOO hoo!)
Quiet 'cause you weaklings leave me speechless
Wanna brawl me? It don't even matter (eeYAH!)
I have opponents so scared, they be talkin' backwards (ytivitpac ni si diorteM tsal ehT)
Then captured, there's no beating my stage
Better skip the chapter (I can't stand Mother Brain!)
Expect Samus to match your damage (wooh!), ride solo
I don't do teams, flip them the Chozo (WOO!!)

[Verse 6: Cam3 - Mewtwo/2Pac]
A product of horrific gene splicing
Mixed with Mew's DNA (Mew's DNA)
Created the Legendary Psychic-type
That you see today (you see today)
One of the strongest Pocket Monsters
Feel the wrath of a menace
Once I blew up Pokémon Mansion
My spot in Smash Bros. cemented (Feel me!)
From the West siiiide
Of Cerulean City (West siiiide)
Soon as I Teleport on the scene
Mewtwo is in the building (ha ha!)
I'm Kanto's Most Wanted
Number 150 (number one hundred)
Locked in the Unknown Dungeon (c'mon)
Waiting on foes... to come and get me!

They find me too violent
Quick to calling me crazy (craaa-zay)
Do a couple of movies
Now they all wanna Melee (meee-lee)
Picture me rollin' up my energy
I blast shots at these mascots
Toss a Shadow Ball on my enemies (Shadow Ballin'!)
Nasty Plotting on Fox
Show Ness who's best at PK
Jigglypuff, I'll hit 'em up
And then I'll bust on DK (bust on DK)
They say I'm hard to control
Only Arceus knows if I'll win
If I fall before the Brawl's over
Will I rise again?

[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Faaathaaaz
Even on the Termina Bay (Tasty!)
Supa Smash Mothaaaaz
Nothin' will make me ever fly away (Woah!)
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
Got a problem? Just say it to my face, man
I'll resolve it with a DK (uh huh), yeah, I'll resolve it with a DK
AaaaaAAAAAAWWW WOO!

[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Brothaaaz
We be representin' MC Master Hand for life (Hiya!)
Supa Smash Sistaaaz
Go down in cosplay history like Mr. Cloud Strife (Woah!)
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
Zero Suit Samus, that's my wife!
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers
(Zero Suit Samus, that's my wife!)
(A new record!)

[Bridge: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
(Heya bitch! It's-a me, Mario! Asshole)
(I like this guitar, man, this guitar is sick dawg)
(Tighter than Spandex)
(Check this out, Pika Piiii!)
(Alright mate, my name is Solid Fucking Snake)
(I got the mob connectiones, just call me Falcone, uhn!)

[XPRTNovice]
(Saxophone solo)

[SuperiorX]
(Synth solo)

[XPRTNovice & SuperiorX]
(Saxophone/synth duet)

[Verse 7: W!SE the all.E - Fox/Snoop Dogg (Snoop Lion)]
Fox McCloud up in here
I see how you be sheddin' them tears
'cause you be eatin' my dust
And it's getting all up in yo' eyes
So you never see me disappear
C'MON, I paid the cost to be The Boss
There ain't no limit to me, 'cause I'm the Top Dog
Don't you dare try to get my doggy-style
AIYA, wit my nizzle, Falco, fo' shizzle
You best recognize fo' rizzle when you playin' wit' fiya
C'MON, aiyaaaa

[Verse 8: metaphist - Falco/Canibus]
When Falco bust rounds defense get shut down
My pillars are the foundation of rush down
Touchdown like a whirlwind, I SHINE like lightning
Then take to air again, the Blue Bird dictates the skies like the Red Baron
I'm ARROGANT, greatest Arwing Pilot to ever fly it
Lyrics razor sharp like the beak is when I'm speakin'
I used to DOG FIGHT with Space Apes on the weekend
But I got the invitation now I SMASH with DK and 'em

[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Brothaaaaz
Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy (yah hee!)
Supa Smash Sistaaaaz
Either you is a man or you is a babaaay (aaaw yeeeah)
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
S'il vous plait melee, either way
(S-s-s-super)
I gain coins when my fist and your frame joins
(SMAAAAAASH)
Got love for all my Pokemon, ya'll

[Verse 9: W!SE the all.E - Jigglypuff/T-Pain]
So all I do is win, win, win no matter what
Whether rockin' the Jiggly or the Wiggly tough
I-I-I'm gon' spin around all over Pallet Town
Slam you to the ground
LIGHTS OUT! Rest in Peace, I'm putting you to sleep (Shawtaaay!)
Just ask the Professor Whoah-Oh-Oak!
S-s-step into my zone you getting chopped and choked
Like a Slowpoke, while I be chillin' like "FREEZE!"
~Jiiiiggulleeeeeey~

[Verse 10: DiGi Valentine - Pikachu/Humpty Hump]
Aight, stop watcha doing 'cause I'm the Pikachu and
I'm here to hit ya'll with an Electric Boogalooing
The girls say I'm cute and of course they would know
'cause I got Master Balls and I put them on show
For real, yo, you ain't no contender
Get yo' ass Thunder-clapped in to a Pokémon centre
Pika Pi, I'm the one you can't catch
Run along, kid, you need a gym badge
(PIKAAAAAA)

[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Fathers
Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy
Supa Smash Mothers
Either you is a man or you is a babaaay
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
S'il vous plait melee, either way
My Falcon punchline leave you in stitches, bitches!
Bet you get a Falcon Kick out of this shit

[Verse 11: The Auracle - Snake/DMX]
All these muthafuckas actin' like I ain't gon' shoot
Because I got a pet monkey and a tight ass suit
It ain't just a tight ass suit! Shit is thermal
Fuck you mean I only got tobacco in my cigs?! Shit is herbal
I got these cats I'm battlin' geekin' out like Steve Urkel
I'mma smack the black off Game & Watch, I'ma choke 'em 'til he purple
What I gotta go through to show you shit is real?
Red Exclamation Mark over my head, you know the deal

Muthafucka! I'ma kill him when I see him!
Always cryin' cause Zelda won't ever be with him...
Don't you geddit!? You a boy! You ain't a man like me!
I'm the action king, baby! You a kid in HD!
M-G-S!
You want it?! You got it! Come n' geddit it! Playa, we wid it!
All you gotta do is say it, baby!
Card-board box!
Whacha'll really want?!
Ooh, I'm supposed to be stealth?! Shit...
I'm making too much noise!

[Verse 12: MC Final Sigma - Cpt. Falcon/Jay-Z]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain rapping
Who be burning up tracks like a brash combatant
Tryna challenge the Falcon for the top of the pile – dude
The King of Evil's even jocking my style
How you show me your moves, when I think I seen 'em befo'
Or try to test me, you get an F, G – zero
'Cuz I take 'em to Mute City just to zip up they yap
I come in first, then second on the victory lap
Hov!

[Verse 13: 1-UP - Ness/Will Smith]
Ness is in the spot, better go and get your matter up
Anything we hit's a home run, (heh) batter up
You dodge out of the way and you think you think you're OK
Your terrible gaming has led you astray
When I hit the PK, I watch you decay
You're yelling mayday, there's no getting away
PK Thunder, Make it rain, you ain't never gonna be the same (uh huh)
When you witness the usage of all my power drains
Had to make them EarthBound 'cause you know I'm really Onett
And I bring a lot of flare (yep), let's PK honest

[Hook: W!SE/MCFS/DiGi]
Supa Smash Brothaaz
Even on the Termina Bay
Supa Smash Sistaaaz
Nothin' will make me ever fly away
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
Got a problem? Just say it to my face, man
I'll resolve it with a DK (uh huh), yeah, I'll resolve it with a DK
AaaaaAAAAAAWWW WOO!

Supa Smash Fathers
We be representin' MC Master Hand for life
Supa Smash Mothers
Go down in cosplay history like Mr. Cloud Strife
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
Zero Suit Samus, that's my wife!
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers

[Outro]
(Super Smash Brothaaaz, ha ha)
(Alright, sounds good to me, dawg)