Tell Me That I’m Dreaming

[Intro]
Members of the Congress, I have the high privilege and the distinct honor of presenting to you, the President of the United States.
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

[Verse 1]
I pulled into your town
Saw two signs
Said "West and West"
Tell me that I'm dreaming
Turned down a no-way street
Saw another sign
"Drive in reverse"
Or something like it
We talked like men
And ate fish at the end of the pier

[Verse 2]
I tried to walk, but how?
The rest of you were dancing
With pointy shoes on
Somebody pinch me
Am I?
Na na na na na
Was I?
Did I—away the night?

[Bridge]
New shoes, laser breakfast
Fast target vehicles
Leather house
Dreaming, somebody pinch me! (Ouch!)
Can we who man the ship of state deny
It is somewhat out of control?
Can we who man the ship of state deny
It is somewhat out of control?
Can we who man the s–
Can we who man the s–
Can we deny control?
Thank you very much. Thank you.

[Verse 3]
Night watchman at a bank
Made some pirates walk the plank
Oh, I must be dreaming
Tell me that I'm dreaming
One man likes milk
Now he owns a million cows
Can you imagine all that milk?
Tell me that I'm dreaming

[Outro]
Tag! You're it!
No! It's not funny!
It's not funny!
Aaaagghh!
Not!
One man likes milk
Now he owns a million cows
One man likes milk
Now he owns a million cows
One man likes milk
Now he owns a million cows
Tell me that I'm dreaming
Out of control
One man likes milk
Out of control
Now he owns a million cows
Tell me that I'm dreaming
Out of control
Out of control
One man likes milk
Now he owns a million cows
Tell me that I'm dreaming
Out of control
One man likes milk
Out of control
Now he owns a million cows
Tell me that I'm dreaming
Out of control
Out of control
One man likes milk
Out of control
Now he owns a million cows
Out of control
Out of control
Out of control
Out of control
Out of control
Out of control
Out of control