Teleprompter Reader-In-Chief

...and somebody get me goddamned lighter, that wasn't made in China!
[Phone ringing]
Geez...
Yes, Katie?

Mr. President...

What is it?

Mr. Emanuel, line 2

Ahhh, put him through
[Beep]
Hey, Rahm-Bo...

Barry...

Goodmorning...

I just got off the phone with David, he said he faxed you a copy of your next speech

Lovely...

Ahhh, Katie should have it...

Okay...

Briefly

Absolutely...

Try to get it right, this time

Will do, Rahm...

Okay, I'll talk to 'ya

Thank you...

(Laughs)
Everyday one less person thinks I'm crazy, they're waking up to see the light. I wanna say, I'm not happy 'bout it, baby. I'm so upset, that I was right...
We, we never let a good crisis go to waste, they're very-well planned, we need a new one, everyday. When you watch your corporate news, on your Tell-lie-vision, please understand, that's all run by the CIA...
There's no need to invent an evil villain, Maurice Strong's literally makin' a killin'. There's no need to invent an evil villain, they run 'ya government, and they stole a couple trillion. There's no need to invent an evil villain, The World Health Organization's poisoning your children. There's no need to invent an evil villain, MOSSAD did a fine job, of knockin' down them buildings...

Good evening, my fellow Americans. I'm pleased today, to announce Executive Order 12425 now allows INTERPOL the absolute authority to investigate, charge, and imprison, and extradite Americans, without having to adhere to the same Constitutional Laws that American law-enforcement agencies are required to abide by. Additionally, the international criminal police organization, is authorized to conduct covert surveillance, and investigations on American soil, with full immunities from US Law. Laws such as The Freedom of Information Act, congressional oversight, constitutional protections, and without oversight of the FBI, who is charged with the responsibility of internal national security. It also allows INTERPOL, wherever, and by whomever, to be immune from search, confiscation, and...uh, INTERPOL isn't required to show proof, or any other documentation concerning its investigations. It also means, that INTERPOL can conduct, uh...covert operations against Americans, without any accountability to anyone. To put it all in perspective, this new edict may cause, what some may refer to as chaos, initially, ostensibly, but it will be very beneficial in the long-run, to The New Order. Thank you, and goodnight...