Telephone Bill

[Verse 1]
What have you left me with, telephone bill?
What have you left me with, telephone bill?
Mill Valley dilly-dally
Mill Valley dilly-dally
Telephone willy-nilly
Whoa, the way you drink you kill me
Whoa, the way you drink you kill me
Whoa, the way you drink I know
You woulda killed me

[Verse 2]
I always took care of my telephone bill
Always took care of my telephone bill
He was and is and never will
He was and is and never will
He was and is and never will
And I followed him down like Jill
Swallow Jack
Swallow like a contraceptive pill
Oh, you wanna keep track
You know you wanna keep track
Oh, you wanna keep track
Of your telephone bill

[Verse 3]
Why should I pay this telephone bill?
Why should I pay this telephone bill?
I'm gonna rip it up and change my name
I'm gonna rip it up and change
And almost everything'll settle down and be the same
A town from now
A town from now
A town