Teeny Bopper Crack Whore

[Intro]
You smell like slut!
You smell like slut!

[Verse 1]
I know where you were last night
(You smell like slut!)
Tell me did you like, like?
(You smell like slut!)
You better get tested
(You smell like slut!)
She just got arrested
For twenty bucks

[Chorus]
She's a teeny bopper crack whore
One underaged revolving door
Everyone's been there before
The pool guy and the gardener
Your dealer and your father
You better call the doctor
Teeny bopper crack whore
(You smell like slut!)
She's a teeny bopper crack whore
(You smell like slut!)
(You smell like slut!)

[Verse 2]
You thought that she looked innocent
(You smell like slut!)
Nice girls don't do that
(You smell like slut!)
And you wonder why your wallets missing
(You smell like slut!)
At least you got to do a chick
(Up the butt!)

[Chorus]
She's a teeny bopper crack whore
One underaged revolving door
Everyone's been there before
The pool guy and the gardener
Your dealer and your father
You better call the doctor
Teeny bopper crack whore
(You smell like slut!)
She's a teeny bopper crack whore
(You smell like slut!)
(You smell like slut!)

[Bridge]
You're a little coke or PCP
Special K or mushroom tea
For a little bit of ecstasy
You'll get a lot of TLC
Is it Syphilis or HIV?
Hepatitis A or C?
Chlamydia or HPV?
You better take your ACT, your DDF, and your FDC
Just don't be tryna get with me
You smell like slut
(You smell like slut!)

[Chorus]
She's a teeny bopper crack whore
One underaged revolving door
Everyone's been there before
The pool guy and the gardener
Your dealer and your father
You better call the doctor
Teeny bopper crack whore
(You smell like slut!)
She's a teeny bopper crack whore
(You smell like slut!)
(You smell like slut!)