Teenaged Delight

(MC Miles)

Alright, Alright, Alright
It's MC Miles and ABB
Coming to you live from Paideia
Let's go

[Verse One]
The mc coming on the beat
Like the inside of a sock
I only beat my own meat
I only make my own bed rock
Turn those sheets into stone
I Make my own hand moan
Like (oh oh oh oh)
Hand cramping so hard it's petrified
When my own hand sees my own basilisk
Yeah it's terrified of the size
But the prize sure seems worth the risk

Beat my meat but imma handsome atheist
Opposite of Ugly God but hand still in a fist
But like him I will make me some water
But no cool down every stroke it's hotter and hotter(steamy)

Triplet triplet triplet Migos
Talking south music just don't bring up see ghost
Imagine booby's im just trying to squeeze those
Your bread is too white. I'd say you should re-toast

[Chorus]

(ABB)

I beat my meat all day and night
Fuck no, I do not see the light!
No lotion? That shit don't feel right
This shit a teenager's delight
Am I gonna hold my dick real tight?
Mhm, I think I just might
Mhm, I think I just might
Mhm, I think I just might

Y'know, I came to a realization
Everyone masturbates
It's a simple fact of life
Your dog, your mom, even me

[Verse 2]

(ABB)

Click Click Boom
What's in my head?
It's full of dicks and nude calebs
Thinking about chicks I've never met
I got a small dick, you wanna bet?

Shlong in my hand I say go-go
Porn really is only so-so
Hand going up down like a yo-yo
Jerk my shit till I squirt out fro-yo
Shit! My mom is coming, oh no
Shit! I gotta clean the fro-yo
I got some on my shirt!
You know what they say, skirt skirt

This is what I call my me-time
Fuck me, I really can't rhyme

But yes, fuck me. That's what I'm doing
Beat Richard up and he might be suing

There's a party in my pants, it's fye
Who's invited?
Me myself and I
Should I invite her? No, I'm too shy
I'm not, that was a dumb lie

I ain't saying I'm a sex addict
Or even a masturbation fanatic
But when your kid is looking all sick
Upset about this white stuff coming out his dick
Educate that bitch

I beat my meat all day and night
Fuck no, I do not see the light!
No lotion? That shit don't feel right
This shit a teenager's delight
Am I gonna hold my dick real tight?
I think I just might
Mhm, I think I just might
Mhm, I think I just might

Y'know, you might think this is just two teenaged boys rapping about masturbating, but this really is a thing that needs to be taught to kids
Some kids discover it and think there's some thing wrong with them but they're not
GEORGIA PUBLIC AND PRIVATE SCHOOLS, EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN ON MASTURBATION, PLEASE