Teenage Mustache
The Locust * Track #9 On Plague Soundscapes
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- #2Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
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- #3Solar Panel Asses
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- #4Live From The Russian Compound
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- #5Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
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- #6Wet Dream War Machine
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- #7Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
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- #8
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- #9Teenage Mustache
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- #10How to Become a Virgin
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- #11Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
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- #12Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
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- #13File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures’
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- #14Practiced Hatred
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- #15Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
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- #16The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
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- #17Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
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- #18Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
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- #19Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
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- #20Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
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- #21Captain Gaydar, It’s Time To Wind Your Clock Again
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- #22Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed
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- #23Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
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Teenage Mustache by The Locust
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The LocustTeenage Mustache Lyrics
Want to stay young? Well, abort now
Otherwise you're going to make a great dead cop
Want to stay young? Well, abort now
Otherwise you're going to make a great dead cop
Want to stay young? Well, abort now
Otherwise you're going to make a great dead cop
Want to stay young? Well, abort now
Otherwise you're going to make a great dead cop
Bet you think you're going to change color
Standing there on all four feet
Getting licked
Like a lollipop