Teenage FBI

I'm so embarrassed by myself from three years ago
Which makes me wonder if three years from now
I'll be embarrassed of all the things I was today and
I'm losing sleep over when, why, and how
I seem to be stuck between trying to grow up
And wishing I could be 17
If I'm so embarrassed by feeling so young
Why can't I pick up the phone?
When it rings

And the Teenage FBI keeps callin'
They've been outside since they figured out that I'm still stallin'
I'm losing everything, so might as well go all in
Grab the cash and hit the pedal
Yeah, get out fast and I'll be a rebel
With you, oh, with you
Yeah, with you, yеs, with you

Brother, I don't mean to get too philosophical but
Thе ship of Theseus is stressin' me out
I'm worried I replaced all the pieces you used to be in
It's like I might have let your younger version down
I'm reachin' the age where nostalgia is dangerous
And brother, we're both runnin' out time
Since when was it a crime to wish we were
Still playin' video games made in 2005?

And the Teenage FBI keeps callin'
They've been outside since they figured out that I'm still stallin'
I'm losing everything, so might as well go all in
Grab the cash and hit the pedal
Yeah, get out fast and I'll be a rebel
With you, oh, with you
Yeah, with you, yes, with you

Haven't been caught yet
Haven't been caught dead
I'm sure I'll tire out, after a while and take back what I've said
Then I won't resist those cuffs, I'll have spent enough time
Wastin' time till I die and I'm murdered in cold blood

Haven't been caught yet
Haven't been caught dead
But I've logged too many winters of too little time well spent
I won't resist those cuffs, I'll have spent enough time
Wastin' time till I die and they decide to hang up

And the Teenage FBI keeps callin'
They've been outside since they figured out that I'm still stallin'
I'm losing everything, so might as well go all in
Grab the cash and hit the pedal
Yeah, get out fast and I'll be a rebel
With you, oh, with you
Yeah, with you, yes, with you