Teenage Dirtbag (Acoustic)

[Verse 1]
Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
Got gym class in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
She doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Come listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me

[Verse 2]
Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an I-Roc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Come listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me

[Bridge]
Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

[Verse 3]
I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walkin' over to me
This must be fake
My dick starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Come listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me

[Outro]
Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'