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In the film, this selection is a track by Krysta Now (Sarah Michelle Gellar) during an attempted transition from porn into pop music. The song parodies the hypersexualized teen pop oeuvre of Britney Spears and others.
[Chorus]
Teen horniness is not a crime
Open your heart and your mind
Horniness is on the rise
Look inside and you will find
Teen horniness is not a crime
Open your heart and your mind
Cause the numbers don't lie
Observe the nerds who shot at Columbine
[Verse 1]
An overcrowded nation
Leads to sex frustration
All your legislation
Can't stop teen's masturbation
[Pre-Chorus]
Miss Krysta Now gonna show you how
It's the midwest kid with the twisted sound
Miss Krysta Now
You can be free
And fly with me (And fly with me)
[Chorus]
Teen horniness is not a crime
Open your heart and your mind
Horniness is on the rise
Look inside and you will find
Teen horniness is not a crime
Open your heart and your mind
Cause the numbers don't lie
Observe the nerds who burned Columbine
[Verse 2]
Walk inside the mind of a teenage man (What?)
Imagine every clan in the DK chain (Yeah)
Thinking about sex that he can't have
In the back like his ditch like the back
Your horny thoughts are the same as mine
'Cause teen horniness is a state of mind
And these idiots keep wasting time
Calling all carnal chemistry and cravings crime
So make it crystal sitcha down
Let you watch while we demonstrate this is how
Lyricism meets sex in the physical
Freeze on bottom cause it's Krysta Now
[Chorus]
Teen horniness is not a crime
Open your heart and your mind
Cause the numbers don't lie
Observe the nerds who shot at Columbine
[Bridge]
Never got laid (No)
Didn't get laid (So)
Traded in their books and they picked up a gauge
Couldn't get laid (No)
Never got laid (So)
2008 is the horny teen age
Couldn't get laid (No)
Didn't get laid (So)
Traded in their books and the kids got a cage
Couldn't get laid (No)
Never got laid (So)
2008 is the horny teen age
Never got laid (Never got laid)
[Verse 3]
It's the myth, what's here with the twisted sound?
Miss Krysta Now, Miss Krysta Now
So listen up close before you miss the sound
Of Miss Krysta Now, Miss Krysta Now
[Chorus]
Teen horniness is not a crime
Open your heart and your mind
Horniness is on the rise
Look inside and you will find
Teen horniness is not a crime
Open your heart and your mind
Cause the numbers don't lie
Observe the nerds who shot at Columbine
Teen Horniness Is Not a Crime was written by Colin Kelly & Richard Kelly.
Sarah Michelle Gellar released Teen Horniness Is Not a Crime on Tue Nov 06 2007.