Teddy Boy Calypso (Bring Back the Cat-O-Nine)

The only thing to stop those hooligans
From causing panic in Great Britain
The only thing to stop these Teddy Boys
From causing panic in England

Well I hope that the Government
See they need another kind of punishment
I say one thing to cool down this crime
Is to bring back the old time cat-o-nine

So the old time cat-o-nine beat them bad
And they bound to change their mind
Send them to Dartmoor with licks like fire
And they bound to surrender

The police is working harder and harder
To see this thing go no further
Every night they on duty
To safeguard us from violence and robbery

But they would not stop at all
Peter is going to pay for Paul
I say one thing to cool down this crime
Is to beat them with the old time cat-o-nine

So the old time cat-o-nine lash them hard
And they bound to change their mind
Is to send them to Dartmoor with licks like fire
And they bound to surrender

In the days of Judge Hitchins, as you know
Nothing never happen so
Many man pass under his hand
Can tell you of the rod of correction

He used to treat them meek and mild
He never spare the rod to spoil the child
I say one thing to cool down this crime
Just scratch them with the old time cat-o-nine

So the old time cat-o-nine beat them bad
And they bound to change their mind
Is to send them to Dartmoor with licks like fire
And they bound to surrender

And every night they walking about in a band
Attacking woman and man
Is seems as though they have no respect on a person
Beating innocent people

But the judge and jury
Can settle this thing easily
I say the cat is the only H-bomb to drop
And this "Robustness" must stop

So the old time cat-o-nine lash them bad
And they bound to change their mind
Send them to Dartmoor with licks like fire
And they bound to surrender