Ted, Just Admit It…

[Instrumental Intro]

[Bridge]
(Everybody's so full of shit)
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody

[Interlude]
There's gonna be people turning up in canyons and there are gonna be people being shot in Salt Lake City, because the police there aren't willing to accept what I think they know, and they know that I didn't do these things

[Verse 1]
Camera got them images, camera got them all
Nothing's shocking
Showed me everybody naked and disfigured
Nothing's shocking

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And then he came
Now sister's not a virgin anymore
Her sex is violent

[Verse 1]
The camera's got them images, camera's got them all
Nothing's shocking
Showed me everybody naked and disfigured
Nothing's shocking

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And then he came
Now sister's not a virgin anymore

[Chorus]
Her sex is violent
Sex is violent
Sex is violent
Sex is violent, yeah!

[Verse 2]
The TV's got them images, the TV's got them all
It's not shocking!
Every half an hour, someone's captured and
The cop moves them along

[Pre-Chorus 2]
But it's just like the show before
Now the news is just another show

[Chorus]
With sex and violence
Sex is violent
Sex is violent
Sex is violent
Sex is violent
Sex is violent
Sex is violent
Sex is violent, yo!

[Bridge 1]
I am the killer of people, you look like a meatball
And I'll throw away your toothpick and ask for your giveness
Because of this thing! Because of this thing!
Because of this thing!
That's in me, is it not in you?
Is it not your problem? A baby to a mother
Ooh!

[Bridge 2]
You talk too much to your scapegoat
That's what I say
He tells you everyone is stupid
That's what he thinks!
Snapshots make a girl look cheap
Like a tongue extended, a baby's to a mother
Ooh!

[Chorus]
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Sex is violent!
Violent!