Tech Job

I’m Gonna get me a Job in DEI
If I play my cards right my profits will go sky high
I got the look
I’ve read the two books
I can tell the sinners from the crooks yeah
I really think it’s my destiny
Cuz there’s no one in the world more deserving than me
Face like the north
Coming from the south
Teach the little brats to control their mouths

Look different but think the same
I know exactly where to place the blame
If I catch you cheating at my game
Promise her to never look the other way

Equity sounds alright to me
On top a 6-Figure Salary
Hang the right posters behind my chair
Just warn me before you dilute my shares

I’m gonna get me a job in Big Tech
It’s a cozy position that hasn’t been invented yet
Up with the Grays and Down with the Blues
The boys in City Hall never know what to do
It’s 1s and 0s but I’m all fluorescent
I decide what’s outdated obsolescent
The bottom tier yes it’s always unpaid
Can’t believe you let your children stare at what I made

The old regime will never be restored
So pledge allegiance to your tech overlords
Make yourself useful the numbers aren’t liars
You probably should’ve made a more catchy flier

Save the planet with unchecked growth
There’s no code of ethics there’s only clean code
Always Start-Up small get too big to fail
Plenty VC money for to pay my bail