TB Saga

[Intro]
Fast food, greasy taco I love

[Verse 1]
Nacho bell grande, cheesy gordita
I like your nachos like diarrhea
Man, I really like Taco Bell

[Verse 2]
I know I can watch you make my food
Drop it on the floor, I think it's rude
Man, I really like Taco Bell (Whoa)

[Pre-Chorus]
Here's to the Mexican who makes me my food (Whoa) (Me gusta)
How is that I just ate, now I have to poop?

[Chorus]
Fast food, greasy taco I love
Food like this could only come from above
Fast food, greasy taco I love (I love)
Food like this could only come from above

[Post-Chorus]
Rob the taco store and ask ‘em for a refill

[Verse 3]
Uh uh uh
Hey, this is JRizzle
Listen up, all y'all
I'm winnin' tacos just because of this gumball
I put chalupas where my mouth is, so watch this
And I'm the dopest rapper (Uh) that you've ever messed with

[Skit]
Sir, welcome to Taco Bell
May I take your order?
Yeah. Can I have a Big Mac and a Pepsi?
Sir, we don't sell Big Macs
And some chicken nuggets?!
We don't have chicken nuggets either!
Serious?!

[Verse 4]
T-A-C-O B-E double L
The cashier's name is Omar Vizquel
People always persecute me
But I know they'll die for eating Chipotle

[Refrain]
How is it that you, how is it that you?
Could hate the good old Taco Bell, Taco Bell?
And how is it that you, how is it that you?
Could like Chipotle? Yeah, Chipotle

[Verse 5]
We walked into the Taco Bell
'Cause I was craving some crunchy shell
The man behind the counter said, "Aupa" (¡Aupa!)
I was flying as high as a kite
And I looked up to my delight
They were having a special on chalupas

[Refrain]
My chalupa, my chalupa
My chalupa, my chalupa

[Verse 6]
And as you know, there was a man
Who preached the truth on rock and sand
And Jesus won't hold your sins to you
And we all know that He broke the bread
But I know that Saint Peter said
That his favorite food was chalupas

[Refrain]
My chalupa, my chalupa
My chalupa, my chalupa

[Break]
I love this song
Beef
It's a good song, y'all
It's a good song
And cheese
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese, yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell (Shell)
Beef and cheese in a taco shell (Shell)
Yeah

[Bridge]
Take that, it'll make you fat
Taco shell
We got the stuff that'll your booty go *swish*
Taco shell, shell
Take that, it'll make you fat
Taco shell
We got the stuff that'll your booty go *siren*
Taco shell, shell
Take that, it'll make you fat
Taco shell
We got the stuff that'll your booty go *laugh*
Taco shell, shell
Take that, it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll your booty go *woof*

[Breakdown]
Beef 'n' cheese
Make your booty go
Beef 'n' cheese
Taco shell
And lettuce
Beef 'n' cheese
Lettuce
Beef 'n' cheese
And lettuce
Beef 'n' cheese
Beef 'n' cheese
Okay
And lettuce
Beef 'n' cheese
Oh oh oh oh
Beef 'n' beef 'n' cheese
Ooh

[Verse 7]
Now is the time that we end this song
Without tacos, life would be wrong
Man, I really love Taco Bell

[Verse 8]
Michael was right, tacos are great
If you're real hungry, they're open real late
Man, I really love Taco Bell

[Pre-Chorus]
Here's to the Mexican who makes me my food (Me gusta)
How is that I just ate, now I have to poop? (Poop)

[Chorus]
Fast food, greasy taco I love
Food like this could only come from above
Fast food, greasy taco I love (I love)
Food like this could only come from above

[Outro]
I'm full!
So, dude, there's these two black guys in a bar
Hey, *shush* we're still recording
Bom
*Burps*
*Burps again*
*Burps yet again*
*Artificial flatulent sound*
*Door opens*
*Coughs*
*All laugh*